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A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow'. The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, nothing. Then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, yet nothing. We even called up the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth, nothing.'

 

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the darn jar open!'

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It Happened in a Hospital that ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday at 3PM.
Doctors thought it is something Super Natural.

Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate the cause.

Next Sunday, few mins before 3PM, all doctors & Nurses stood around that Bed & Waiting to see what it was.

Then Suddenly SHANTABAI (Part time sweeper) Entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged her Mobile Charger....

Doctors Shocks... Shantabai Rocks.... <( ^_^)>

 

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