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Husband: Mujhe ek glass doodh dena?

 

Wife: In a romantic mood..bra upar karke ye lo chooos lo!

 

Husband: tumhari inhe harkato ke wajhse main tumehe kabhi pani nahi mangta:lol:

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Ek Maa ne apne bete ko ginti k zariye bathrum jana sikhaya

1.Zip kholo

2.pipi nikalo

3.Skin pichhe khicho

4.Susu karo

5.Skin aage khecho

6.pipi andar lo

7.Zip band karo

 

Maa roz check karti aur sun k khush hoti jab beta kehta 1,2,3,4,5,6,7

Magar 1 din usne suna 3,5,3,5,3,5,

aur wo behosh ho gyi.....

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1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or 1 Bandar chhoda gya, Or Elaan hua k jo 1 minute me Bandar ko pehchan kr Pakad lega use $10,000 milenge

 

1st - Obama gya Par fail ho gya..

 

2nd - George bush gya lekin wo bi nakaam rha

 

3rd - Manmohan singh gya or 10 second me Bandar le aaya..

 

Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se manmohan se pucha aap ne kaise pata kra?

 

Manmohan: Mai pinjre me gya or kaha ki

 

"VOTE CONGRESS KO HI DENA" to sirf ek ne kaha-

 

"LAUDA LE LE MERA"..

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A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... The Magic Penis!'

The husband said, 'The what'?

The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.

The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!'

The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Penis, door!'

The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box.

The husband bought it and took it home to his wife.

After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my vagina.'

The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital.

On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A Police Officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.

Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.'

The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right... Magic Penis...? my arse!'

The rest, as they say, is history...

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