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@Nemo I think his abilities were clear enough from the picture which he chose for himself, for others around to view him as. There is a lot of information in that image. There is no way I'd choose someone with that intellect to represent me. Anywhere.

 

The only effect he managed to communicate was one of juvenile, over-religious a*s hat-ery. From an image that he chose as his promotion.

 

And yes. He did manage to make himself look like a clown in my eyes., So, yeah. LOL.

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Regardless, how does it in any way affect his ability to be an effective representative of people ? an ability that should be the sole criteria for anyone to vote for or against any one. Moreover If you seriously think people at UN would be so immature as to laugh out at someone's poor but decipherable oratory skills in a particular language that happens to not be his mother tongue then you do not quite grasp the concept of being a delegate at United Nations, it is not a highschool president debate.

 

If anything, a brief introduction in broken yet understandable english followed by a speech in speaker's preferred language would be more appreciated than a full address in his/her vernacular, there is a reason why firangs coming to india insist on speaking 2 cliched lines in broken hindi before commencing their speech, etc.

Aaj ki duniya me pata nahi kaun logon ko represent karta hai. isliye effective representative ke mirage ko chhodo aur kam se kam aisa banda dekho jo hamara mazaak na udwaye :P
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One Day God was sitting n he had 2 seats to his left and right who he said he will give to the most Promising Indian Cricketer -
Sachin Came n said - God I have 100 100's I'm the highest scorer in both formats..
God Said - okay sit on my Right..

Dhoni Came n Said - God I'm one of the best finishers I captained india to the WorldCup Win..
God Said - okay sit to my Left..

Yuvraj Came n Said - God I am an aggresive Batsmen and a good bowler. I won man of the Series in World Cup. I have battled Cancer also...
God Said - Great Son sit to my right..

Sehwag came n said - I am the most Aggresive opener and I have 2 Test Triple Hundreds and the highest score in ODI to my name..
God said - Wow.. Sit on the chair on the left..

Then Came Jadeja- God - Say what you want son but all seats are full.. So I can't help you...
Jadeja - I just came to say that You are sitting on my seat..

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Ok, new joke after sometime on the familiar topic :P

 

 

Chess is the only game in the world which reflects the status of the husband.

the poor king can take only one step at a time ...

While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes!

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