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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?

 

Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.:)

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Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"

 

Husband: "L*nd".

 

Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."

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Lady: Ek shampoo please.

Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?

Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?

Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.

Lady: GARNIER de mad*%rchod. Ga%d ke baal dhone hai.

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Girl goes on a date.

Woried Mother gives her

Condom.

 

Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.

I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie

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Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath sex karne ke baad...

 

Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

 

GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

 

Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao".

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Ek gubbare waale ki dukan ke bahar likha tha:

Agar apne bacche ko gubbara nahi dila sakte to waqt pe gubbara chadha liya karo...!!p

 

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