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Sexy poem 

 

 - Mohini aao khelenge.

 

 - Nahi Aap humko pelenge.

 

 - Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai

 

 - Nahi,Meri ch*t bahut chhoti hai

 

 - Dekh Tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai

 

 - Nahi Mujhe pata hai Aapka Bahut der se khada hai

 

 - Dekh Ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega.

 

 - Ji nahi Ye meri ch*t+ga*d dono phad dega..

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Ok not smaller, only tighter.

 

Well, mshingore has already put out a pedobear alert on you. Now quick, change the title to Captain FAPtastic.

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Banta : Yaar, Main Koi Bhi Kaam Karta Hu To Meri


Biwi bich mai Aa Jati Hai


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Santa : Yaar, Tu Truck Chalaa Kar Dekh, Shaayad


Qismat Saath De De...!!!



Santa Alwayz Rockz



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A boy call her ex =)]



Boy : Hey I just saw a movie, it reminded me of you.. Miss you



Girl : Awwwww Even I miss you.. Kaunsi movie dekhi ?????



Boy : "Ek Thi Daayan"



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Santa Sharaab pe raha tha ...



Preeto : Lao Mujhe bhi ek Sip do



Sharaab ka Sip pee kar ..


Preeto : Cheeee ! Yeh toh Kadvee hai



Santa : Toh tujhe kya lagta hai ? Mein Roz Aish karta hu ?


Soch Samajh ke Toka kar ,



It Hurts =))



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That yahoo advert (dhaula kuan flyover it seems) clearly looks a photoshop cause

 

a. no such thing reported in any news paper here in delhi.

b. no civic agency would allow that as it fools around with location markers.

 

nice idea though !

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That yahoo advert (dhaula kuan flyover it seems) clearly looks a photoshop cause

 

a. no such thing reported in any news paper here in delhi.

b. no civic agency would allow that as it fools around with location markers.

 

nice idea though !

Check this http://adpressive.com/yahoo-carry-heavy-attachments-new-delhi-bridge-billboard-ad/ and https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151423870861122.512153.62792926121&type=3

 

This seems to be part of a billboard ads run done by Yahoo few months ago in New Delhi. The first two you can't really make out if they are photoshopped or not but the third one definitely seems genuine.

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