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Bhabhi ji ne pata chal giyo na.. te phir thaari bakery band ho javegi bade bhai :D

 

 

 

bakery nahi, oven tod degi rofl

bakery/oven , poori dukaan mein tsunami aa jaygi :rofl:

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1 Pinjrey me 50 Bandaria or 1 Bandar chhodae Gaye,
Or
Elaan hua k jo 1 mint me Bandar ko pehchan kar Pakad le ga usey 10,000 milenge

 

1st - Obama gaya pura jor lagaya Par fail ho gaya

2nd - George bush gaya lekin uski bhi fat gayi aur nakam rha

 

3rd - Manmohan singh gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aaya

 

Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se poochaaap ne kaise pata kiya?

M.M singh: Main pinjrey Mein gaya or kaha ki

 

"VOTE CONGRES ko hi dena to sirf ek ne kaha. "LODA LE LE..

 

 

:rofl::rofl:

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Aman type joke :harhar:

 

Suresh - Sir, meri patni mere saath baahar jaana chahti hai, chhutti chahiye.
Boss - Nahin milegi.
Suresh - Shukriya sir, jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge!

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Aman type joke :harhar:

 

Suresh - Sir, meri patni mere saath baahar jaana chahti hai, chhutti chahiye.

Boss - Nahin milegi.

Suresh - Shukriya sir, jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge!

 

Alam bhai, Aman type joke ya aman ke liye joke? :naughty:

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Aman type joke :harhar:

 

Suresh - Sir, meri patni mere saath baahar jaana chahti hai, chhutti chahiye.

Boss - Nahin milegi.

Suresh - Shukriya sir, jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge!

 

tere saath hua na aaj office main yeh :P

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tere saath hua na aaj office main yeh :P

 

Nahin re, although I'd gladly take time off from work to home to spend more time with my daughter.

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Craigslist Ad Is Brutally, Hilariously Honest About Used Car's Unusual Qualities:-

 

 

r-SUBARU-CRAIGSLIST-AD-FUNNY-DETROIT-lar

 

 

Check engine light has been on for about 200,000 miles. My dad put a piece of black electrical tape over it, but that fell off two summers ago, and a bumblebee got stuck on the piece of tape when it was laying on the dashboard and carried it away.

Fortunately, there are "good" qualities:
If you're a parent considering buying and fixing up this car for a teenager in your house who imagines they'll use it to go to the local drive-in theater with a cute boy / girl and let their hormones run wild, rest assured, this car is an automotive chastity belt. I mean, look at it. Every part of the car is shaped and styled like the least attractive parts of the human anatomy. The back is too small to lay down in, the rear seats are contoured in such a way as to make love-making impossible, and the center console is loaded with enough protuberances and jagged edges that necking could lead to a visit to the emergency room. This car is the anti-boner, its pastel paint job and fabric interior dousing any hormonal flames. Trust me on this, I drove this car for four years. Your teenager will experience a baffling streak of abstinence when they drive this car, to their frustration, and your relief.

 

The car also smells like blueberries, has been known to turn vegetarians into meat-eaters and has "The Godfather" soundtrack stuck in the tape deck. What a rare find!

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/11/subaru-craigslist-ad-detroit-funny_n_3259522.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

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