mshingore Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 That son of a bitch thing - actually happened with me. Called a friend and said "kyu be kutte kaisa hain?" His mom had actually received the call and replied "Oh you want Annirudha? Hold on.. " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snorkel4u Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 (edited) Ek Boy ne marriage bureau pe phone kiya : MERE DONO HAATH AUR PAV NAHI HAI......KYA MERI SHAADI HO SAKTI HAI?Lady : apka WOH tho hai na??Boy : phir DIAL kisse kya hai behen ki l***i? ____________________________________________________ A very IMPORTANT msg from GOD TO ALL WOMEN lying under somebody in bed & Screaming.....OH MY GOD.....OH GOD.....OH GOD.....Will not be CONSIDERED as PRAYER..... ____________________________________________________ Galib ki Girl Frnd 4 Ghante tak nahi aayi tab Galib ne Ek Sher Arz KiyaHadd ho gayi yaar Intezar kiHadd ho gayi yar Intezar ki ....... ....... ....... ....... Maa ki ch**t Aise Pyar Ki..!! ____________________________________________________ Santa ro raha tha. Lady- kya hua? Santa - maine kabhi nahi li.... Lady- ro mat, meri lele, After sex santa hansne laga. Lady - kyo hans rahe ho? Santa - maine ro ro k pura Mohala CH*D diya. ____________________________________________________ In a bus.....Girl-Im pregnant, plz give me seat?Seat dene k baadBoy - dekhne me to pregnant nhi lagti.Girl - Abhi kaise lagungi? 1 ghante pehle hi to ch**i hoon. Edited May 14, 2013 by snorkel4u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman™ Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 http://imgur.com/gallery/RUPgzyX Sent from my LT22i using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mshingore Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Yamraj to Santa-your time is over, tell me ur last wish. Santa-I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking to Salman's wife at Sachin Tendulkar's retirement party. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven Angel Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 (edited) Edited May 14, 2013 by Heaven Angel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Two software engineers happened to be very close friends. One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee, one friend asked the other.. "howz your relationship with that new G/f going"? The other guy "i forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house". Friend: WOW!!! What happened then.. tell me the full story... Man: Well.. i played her favorite music and we danced. Friend: Then what happened..?? Man: Well.. as we were dancing together.. we kissed... Friend: then what... keep going... Man: Well.. i picked her up in my arms and placed her on the table.. next to my new laptop.. Friend: You got a New Lapotop.... When...??? Man: Just last week... my parents gifted me one... Friend: Wow!! What configuration... ?? Man: 500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.. 4.3GH processor... ........ Friend: Does it have an HDMI port? Man: Yes Friend: A blu-ray burner? Man: Yes Friend: AWESOME DUDE..!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 (edited) ...... dp Edited May 14, 2013 by Nemo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJD Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 ^ GF story sidelined. HW specs FTW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVjFbydFrd0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE JuGgErNaUT Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 My feelings EXACTLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Two software engineers happened to be very close friends. One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee, one friend asked the other.. "howz your relationship with that new G/f going"? The other guy "i forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house". Friend: WOW!!! What happened then.. tell me the full story... Man: Well.. i played her favorite music and we danced. Friend: Then what happened..?? Man: Well.. as we were dancing together.. we kissed... Friend: then what... keep going... Man: Well.. i picked her up in my arms and placed her on the table.. next to my new laptop.. Friend: You got a New Lapotop.... When...??? Man: Just last week... my parents gifted me one... Friend: Wow!! What configuration... ?? Man: 500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.. 4.3GH processor... ........ Friend: Does it have an HDMI port? Man: Yes Friend: A blu-ray burner? Man: Yes Friend: AWESOME DUDE..!!! Talk about beating around the bush if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piper Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Hope, this one is dedicated to you and all other SRK fans. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/04/26/video-this-is-what-bollywood-musicals-look-like-with-no-music/ Edited May 15, 2013 by piper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Agar Kutton Ka T.v Pr 1 Channel Ho Toh..,Socho Usme Serials Ke Nam Kuch Aise Honge. >>Yahan Main Ghr Ghr Bhonki, . >>Kaat Khana Sathiya, . >>Agle Janam Mohe Pilla Hi Kijo, . >>Afsar Kutiya . >>D.o.g . .>>Is Pille Ko Kya Naam Du. . >>Bade kutte ache Lagte Hai . >>Dance Kutiya Dance . >>Pavitra kutiya . >>Kutiya Vadhu . >>Kutta Wahi, Kutiya Nayi.. :-D ########## Principal - "Apne bachche ko jara tameez sikhao aap " . . Parent - "Kya hua ..?" . . . Principal - " Application Form ke Sex wale column me likha hai - 'kabhi 'moka' hi nahi mila'..."…. ########## Santa Ek Din Interview Dene Gaya To Us Se Ek Question Pucha Gaya Interviewer: “Aapko Kitne Saalo Ka Tajurba Hai?” Santa: “Sir Ji, Juth Nahi Bolunga Par Salo Pe Mene Kabhi Try Nahi Kiya, Par Apni 3 Saliyo Ka Tajurba Jarur Hai. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snorkel4u Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Lady Teacher - Bachho batao Samosa or kachori me kya fark hai? 1 Shaitan Bachha bola - Madam Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega...... Nahi pehenogi to kachori ROFL! Ek lift pe 2 notice likhe the-"Ladies ka khas khayal rakhe.."or us k neeche likha tha-"1 bar me 6 se zyada Aadmi na chadhe" _______________________________________________________ A man & girl started s*x in a park in dark night. After 15min man says,"agar torch hoti 2 maza a jata.Girl - Mujhe bhi, kyonki 15min se tum ghas main gaddha khod rahe ho. Edited May 15, 2013 by snorkel4u 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bhushan Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Imagine Name of Sex Minister world wide Name of Russian sex Minister Zaberdasti Boobpresski SriLankan sex Minister Suck MyLingam Chinese sex Minstr Gand Soong Li Pak sex Minstr Shake Myboob Indian sex minister Gotya lal Kenya sex min쳴er Ogand me bambu sex minister of america Roz mary marlow Sex minister of England Brown a*s markele Sex minister of bangladesh myboob aa shake hasina Sex minister of S.Arabia shake bin maki ch*th abu da lulla. Edited May 15, 2013 by Bhushan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Two software engineers happened to be very close friends. One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee, one friend asked the other.. "howz your relationship with that new G/f going"? The other guy "i forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house". Friend: WOW!!! What happened then.. tell me the full story... Man: Well.. i played her favorite music and we danced. Friend: Then what happened..?? Man: Well.. as we were dancing together.. we kissed... Friend: then what... keep going... Man: Well.. i picked her up in my arms and placed her on the table.. next to my new laptop.. Friend: You got a New Lapotop.... When...??? Man: Just last week... my parents gifted me one... Friend: Wow!! What configuration... ?? Man: 500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.. 4.3GH processor... ........ Friend: Does it have an HDMI port? Man: Yes Friend: A blu-ray burner? Man: Yes Friend: AWESOME DUDE..!!! Ye wahi dono bande tthe na jinhein Ramcharan ke bodyguards ne dhoya tha ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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