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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

 

The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest. When he walks into

a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

 

The second Catholic man chirps,

"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

 

The third Catholic gent says,

"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

 

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,

"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

 

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

 

She proudly replies,

"I have a daughter,

 

SLIM

 

TALL

 

38D Boobs

 

24"WAIST and

 

36"HIPS.

 

When she walks into a room, people say,

"Jesus Christ !".

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Applications for forever alone talk chat being accepted by sagarhalvi , please mention sexual orientation . Pics better than those at NSFW babes thread provided by me in the chat on request .

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Once CA and Engineer jungle mein gaye,
Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT
laga k so gaye..
.
.
.
RAAT ko CA ki ankh khuli..
Usne ENGINEER ko jaga k kaha:" Aasman ki taraf
dekh
ke bata tujhe kya nazar aata hai..??
.
.
.
ENGINEER:" Bahut sare si tare
.
.
CA:" Isse kya pata chalta hai..??
.
.
ENGINEER:" Asman khubsurat hai..
.
.
CA:" Abey Newton ki aulad Tent chori
ho gaya hai...........

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Guys guys y u do this <_<

 

Bc anunt atleast number to save kr le <_<

You mean cut out from picture or save it on my phone ?

 

I would save em but I am too lazy :X

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