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Ladka ladki ko hotel le gaya

Ladki ne mehange item order kiye.

Ladka: Kyu re behen ki lodi, apne ma ke ghar pe dinner mein bhi aisi mehengi cheeze khati hain kya?

 

Ladki: Meri ma dinner ke baad meri chaddi nahi utarti

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Chor ne dhudhwale ko nanga karke ped sebandh dia aur usko sari bhainse le gya...Subah logo ne use khola to usne bhains ke

bachde ko khub mara..?

Logo ne kaha is bejuban ko kyun mar rahe ho..

Dudhwala- ye bhenchod 4 mahine ka hogya ha

par gandu ko 'than' aur 'lund' me fark nahi

malum.

Maa chod di raat bar chuus chuus ke.

rofl:p

 

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Two software engineers happened to be very close friends.

One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee,

one friend asked the other..

"howz your relationship with that new G/f going"?

The other guy "i forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house".

Friend: WOW!!! What happened then.. tell me the full story...

Man: Well.. i played her favorite music and we danced.

Friend: Then what happened..??

Man: Well.. as we were dancing together.. we kissed...

Friend: then what... keep going...

Man: Well.. i picked her up in my arms and placed her on the table.. next to my new laptop..

Friend: You got a New Lapotop.... When...???

Man: Just last week... my parents gifted me one...

Friend: Wow!! What configuration... ??

Man: 500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.. 4.3GH processor... ........

Friend: Does it have an HDMI port?

Man: Yes

Friend: A blu-ray burner?

Man: Yes

Friend: AWESOME DUDE..!!!

 

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So my conclusion till now:

XBOX :

1) Better exclusives and games (so far)

 

PLAYSTATION:

1) No Used game restriction from their side

2) Cheaper

3) No privacy concern over Camera
4) No Need to get online every day

Final score :

XBOX - ONE
PLAYSTATION - 4
:P

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