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Yeh Jawani hai diwani :rofl:

superb review that.

 

experienced the movie first hand so i resonate with it :|

worst of all. it was not untill the last 5-7 mons that i realised that the seats i have in the hall are the super good ones, those that turn almost horizontal with foot support and what not. Could have used it to sleep throught out.

 

First half was a holiday video, and second was a wedding one.

 

The movie never got anywhere, as there was NO story in it.

Characterisation was PATHETIC. Still, young peeps are going gaga all over it :)

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2 dost jungle mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo TENT laga k so gaye..

RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli..

Usne dusre ko jaga k kaha:" Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar aata hai..???
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2nd:" Bahut sare sitare

1st:" Isse kya pata chalta hai..??

2nd:" Aasman khubsurat hai..

1st:" Abey Newton ki aulad Tent chori
ho gaya hai.. :O

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Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Lil' Johnny: "I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:

And you, Tanya?

" I wanna be Lil' Johnny's bitch!"

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Dr. Giving Lecture.....! Sex ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment me koi fark nahi padta..!! Ek Girl: Polythene me Rasgulla daal ke Choos kar dekh, tab pata chalega, chu*** kahi ka!:👍😄p

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A new Born Baby Slowly Opens It's Tiny Eyes and Asks Nurse : Why No Lights ?

NURSE : Power Cut !

BABY : iski maa ki...

Lagta hai Phir se India mein paida ho gaya.

 

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