GameAnalyzer Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/04/nyteruny.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameAnalyzer Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 wat's d price of galaxy grand??Salesman: Rs.20000/-Girl: "Awww"Girl: and s4??......Salesman: "Awww" + "Awww" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kr1pt1k Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 two girlzz were playing chess (joke doesn't end here). . . . girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai. . girl 2: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. . The joke doesn't end here either:O . . . Phir waha ek ladka aata hai. . Boy: Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai. both girlzz: Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge. . . . Boy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela. . both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge . Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga. . . . both girlzz: Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD The joke still doesn't end. . . . Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se chala jata hai. girl 1: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne. girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ): Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume. . . . . girl1: Kaise? girl 2: Saala lefty hi hoga..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanbad Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 wat's d price of galaxy grand??Salesman: Rs.20000/-Girl: "Awww"Girl: and s4??......Salesman: "Awww" + "Awww" Did not quite get that... What was so funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr1pt1k Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the bartender : "What all do u have". Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.". Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky". After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum. Bartender was shocked "Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of whisky, he is still on his feet". After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin. Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who are you I ve seen people getting drunk after having Few glasses of whisky, and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"??? Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain". Bartender : AB CHADI ISKO!! Sent from my LT26ii using Tapatalk 4 Beta 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rohan Seth Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Try this on for size... Aury go see a doc! Quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhpian Bali Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the bartender : "What all do u have". Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.". Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky". After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum. Bartender was shocked "Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of whisky, he is still on his feet". After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin. Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who are you I ve seen people getting drunk after having Few glasses of whisky, and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"??? Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain". Bartender : AB CHADI ISKO!! Sent from my LT26ii using Tapatalk 4 Beta Ill probably be making Shivji angry but -shiv bhakt here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhpian Bali Posted July 6, 2013 Report Share Posted July 6, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rohan Seth Posted July 6, 2013 Report Share Posted July 6, 2013 Simon must be pissed. :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harjas Posted July 6, 2013 Report Share Posted July 6, 2013 lol poor simon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spacescreamer Posted July 7, 2013 Report Share Posted July 7, 2013 Badey chaaye hue ho aajkal tv pe.. Kahan hai tumhara dabba.. Ye Lijiye. Bhai Ek se mera kya hoga Aap do lijiye Aur mere liiiiiiyyyyeee Le phittey mooh.. poori dukaan ka maal ek saath le le Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 I still remember the lady's voice singing on radio 'pan parag pan masala pan parag. During 1992 world cup matches which was held in Australia. Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 4 Beta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DishuBOSS Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 A man approaches a women with large boobs and asks her "Can I bite your boobs?"She replies, "No, thats disgusting."He offers her $50 and she refuses. He offers her $500 and she refuses. He offers her $5000 and she eventually accepts his offer. He begins to kiss, snog and grope her boobs for a while.She becomes tired of this and after 5 minutes or so she asks him "Are you gonna bite them then?"He replies, "No way. It's far too expensive." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rohan Seth Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 ^ Kinda sick but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) ^ Accha? Chalo ye batao... "Why did the little girl fall off the swing?" .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. -- She had no arms ! Edited July 8, 2013 by DishuBOSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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