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two girlzz were playing chess

(joke doesn't end here).

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girl 1-

Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.

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girl 2:

Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi

bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

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The joke doesn't end here either:O

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Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.

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Boy:

Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.

both girlzz:

Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge.

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Boy:

Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.

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both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

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Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

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both girlzz:

Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD

The joke still doesn't end.

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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se

chala jata hai.

girl 1:

Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left

hand se bhi hara diya usne.

girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):

Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

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girl1:

Kaise?

girl 2:

Saala lefty hi hoga.....

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One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol.

 

So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the bartender : "What all do u have". Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.".

 

Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky". After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum. Bartender was shocked

 

"Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of whisky, he is still on his feet".

 

After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having  bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

 

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who are you I ve seen people getting drunk after having Few glasses of whisky, and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"???

 

Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".

 

Bartender : AB CHADI ISKO!!

 

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One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the bartender : "What all do u have". Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.". Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky". After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum. Bartender was shocked "Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of whisky, he is still on his feet". After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having  bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin. Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who are you I ve seen people getting drunk after having Few glasses of whisky, and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"??? Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain". Bartender : AB CHADI ISKO!! Sent from my LT26ii using Tapatalk 4 Beta

 

Ill probably be making Shivji angry but :rofl:

-shiv bhakt here :hi:

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I still remember the lady's voice singing on radio 'pan parag pan masala pan parag. During 1992 world cup matches which was held in Australia.

 

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A man approaches a women with large boobs and asks her "Can I bite your boobs?"

She replies, "No, thats disgusting."

He offers her $50 and she refuses. He offers her $500 and she refuses. He offers her $5000 and she eventually accepts his offer. He begins to kiss, snog and grope her boobs for a while.

She becomes tired of this and after 5 minutes or so she asks him "Are you gonna bite them then?"

He replies, "No way. It's far too expensive."

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^ Accha? Chalo ye batao... "Why did the little girl fall off the swing?"

 

 

 

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-- She had no arms !

 

 

 

 

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