Rosh Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Men's Pearls of Wisdom 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing...... 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't. 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. 17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven Angel Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 lol, nice. __ Virginity can be cured. Huh, no? 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KnackChap Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 posted? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stUKDHR8R4Q i dunno what to say... that music, that camera work, that acting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngerSmash Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRINI87 Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 dunno if posted but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRINI87 Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) --- Edited July 20, 2013 by SRINI87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suresh777444 Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) . Edited July 20, 2013 by suresh bhati Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 madhuri dixti is no more May your soul rest in Peace .. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suresh777444 Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) [quote What? Edited July 20, 2013 by suresh bhati Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 ^ I really liked the whole setup thing Here are my submissions for today: ... and... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rohan Seth Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 @Dishu The 2nd last pic. :roflroll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bhpian Bali Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 madhuri dixti is no more May your soul rest in Peace .. What? OK.?? Your choice of funny is somewhat disturbing.. Death is the only truth of life and is definitely not something that you should joke about no matter who is it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagarjalvi Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) K Edited July 20, 2013 by sagarjalvi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagarjalvi Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 OK.?? Your choice of funny is somewhat disturbing.. Death is the only truth of life and is definitely not something that you should joke about no matter who is it.. Its just a joke ffs ... Dol wit et Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrewyAurum Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) nvm.. Edited July 20, 2013 by ScrewyAurum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DishuBOSS Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) OK.?? Your choice of funny is somewhat disturbing.. Death is the only truth of life and is definitely not something that you should joke about no matter who is it.. That wasnt disturbing at all, bro. It was fine (not funny, but just ok). A joke is all about context, not the premise or the subject. I understand some might not find it funny, or it could be in bad taste for them, and that is fine. But IMO it wasnt disturbing in any sense. As we all know, humor is subjective. Edited July 20, 2013 by DishuBOSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhpian Bali Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 That wasnt disturbing at all, bro. It was fine (not funny, but just ok). A joke is all about context, not the premise or the subject. I understand some might not find it funny, or it could be in bad taste for them, and that is fine. But IMO it wasnt disturbing in any sense. As we all know, humor is subjective. ok.. =| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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