godspeed4476 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) CHOOT.? Zabardast Answer - BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes.. College Me, Mam-" Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do" Boy" Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi? Mam- Nahi Bura Q? Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar jo Lakir he Hum Uske fakir hai.. ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di..... husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? 😛 Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti : MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi.. Bachhe: pehele mera.. pehele mera.. pehele mera.. _____________ Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ? Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega. Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki idiot me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai. Ye hota hai sex. Beta- Admission form me kya likhu? _____________ GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER. . . Finally guys look at them and say: . . BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... ! __________ Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai? Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai.. ______________ Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai. Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede. ----------------------------- TATA ko ab pata chala ki NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai.. 1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti. And 2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ------------------------------ Doct.-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete. SANTA-bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sameuun Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER...Finally guys look at them and say:..BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ScrewyAurum Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 (edited) NSFW Edited August 6, 2013 by ScrewyAurum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 GirlFight!! THAT manoeuvre... RESPECT !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi, happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque. Rahul said: "I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we'll get some food! I have done this before too.we can easily fool them. Deal?" Modi: "No, I am a Hindu Nationalist.I won't change my name I will stick with my name." They walked in. Maulavi asked who are you? Rahul Gandhi: "My name is Mohamed." Modi: "I'm Narendra Damodardas Modi." . . . Maulavi: "Modiji ko pani dijiye aur khana khilayiye aur Mohamed Miya, Ramazan Mubarak" Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(A)Kira Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 (edited) NSFW ~snip~ KSI I love the Eurogamer one he did, and his song- Edited August 6, 2013 by Beelzebub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM Sunny Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 NSFW First girl looks like articuno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrewyAurum Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 First girl looks like articuno I wouldn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Married Man Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta.... Wife: I love you baby.. Husband (softly) : I love you too.. Wife : Upset kyun lag rahe ho....?? Husband : Bas thoda mood off tha.. Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame.. Husband (pyar se) : Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai.. Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi.. Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.. Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..?? Husband (aur jyada pyar se) : arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..? Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga !! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..?? Wife (khud confused) : Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!! Husband (trying to act smart) : Tumhe hua kya hai ?? kis baat pe upset ho ?? Batao!! Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !! Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!! Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!! Husband (fully crashed) : Hua kya hai ? ye to bata do.. Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?.. Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?.. Wife: I want Divorce.. Husband: Hmmmm OK !!.. Wife (gone crazy) : Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako.. Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..?? Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se.. Husband (apne baal pakad kar) : Mujhe meri galti to bata do.. Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab main chali jaungi.. Husband: Acha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka.. Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..?? Husband: Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun, serious hone ke liye?.. Wife: Go to hell..!! Husband: Dont call me again !!. AFTER 3 HOURS.. Wife: Tumhe pata hai na, main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry !!! I love you my baby.. Husband (Sab bhool kar) : Acha, I love you tooo... Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!!! Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Extreme Kamina Baccha......Son: "Papa aapki Luv Marriage huithi na.. ??..Dad:"Haan par tumhe kaise pata.. ??..Son:"Kyun ki Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B me sirf 6 mahine kafarq hai! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmage Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 MARWADI Wife: Muje Lagta Hai Hamari Beti ka Affair Chalu Hai.HUBBY:Q? . WIFE Pocket Money Nahi Mangti Hai. HUBBY: Hey BHAGWAN,Matlab Ladka MARWADI NAHI HAI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Materialistic world- --------------------------- BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 -- Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai That I am already married. Girl: (hugs him) Are Tumne to dara hi dia..! Main samjhi AUDI tumhari nahi hai. All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does Whats Checkmate? U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u" & wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??" U cnt say 'no' U cnt say 'yes' Dats Checkmate.! The Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish! . . . . "PROOF" Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women. A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami......... One Drunk-Night .....while standing on the Seashore, waves touching on his feets.... he shouted to the Sea: 'No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet...... . I'll Never take her back..... !! ...... Its your mistake.. DEAL WITH IT NOW.. A couple went to a wish well. Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish. Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well. Santa shouted, "O Teri.. It works! Wife Rings Husband.. Husband : Office Me Hu, Bahut Busy Hu aur Tum ? Wife: KFC Me Tumhare Pichhe Baithi Hu, Aur Bacche Puchh Rahe Hai Ke Papa Ke Sath Konsi BUA hai..? Ek jungle mein male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. Saari female jaanwar mil ke Bramhaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko coupon de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad coupon lanaa aur apna-apna lund swayam le jaana.. ! Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha.. Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha : " Chod saaley, bhenchod Ab chod naa mujhe Bandar kuch nahi bola .. Bandariya fir boli "Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.." !! Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola: " Ek maheena ruk ja ! Bhen ki Laudi... Teri Maa Chod dunga....Maine Haathi ka coupon churaya hai.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Secret Fact: Athek is typing all these jokes from the couch tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM Sunny Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Best in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mshingore Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Secret Fact: Athek is typing all these jokes from the couch tonight Not so much of a secret then is it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Na wife was at her parents place kal to hum raja the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Pati - Sex ho jaaePatni - NahiPati - jewar la dungaPatni - NahiPati - Car la dungaPatni - nahiBeech mein bacha so raha tha wo bola papa meri g**nd mar lo par cycle la do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolfy among us Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 ^^Ugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolfy among us Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Na wife was at her parents place kal to hum raja the I'm sure the bedroom was locked and she had taken the keys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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