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Ek ladki apni friend se : kaisi rahi teri first date...???

Friend : bahut acchi...ladka kisi rahees ghar ka lagta hai...

Ladki : accha tujhe kaise pata...???

Friend : jab mujhe kiss karne mere nazdeek aaya tab uske muh se 'Piyaaz' ki smell aa rahi thi...

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As they say "Char aane ki murgi, barah aane ka masala."

:rofl: how true..

 

My local grocery stall sold em today for 100 a kilo :|

aree sunilbhai you need to go to Hypercity. :P

 

We have a feast at home today! Royal dawat. Star attraction Kanda Bhaji!!

Are waah! I remember when in the 90s onion rates had shot up in this one particular serial they prepared kanda pulav without kanda and instead passes around a single onion. Sniff eat eat pulav and pass :P

 

Ek ladki apni friend se : kaisi rahi teri first date...???

Friend : bahut acchi...ladka kisi rahees ghar ka lagta hai...

Ladki : accha tujhe kaise pata...???

Friend : jab mujhe kiss karne mere nazdeek aaya tab uske muh se 'Piyaaz' ki smell aa rahi thi...

:rofl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is a good one:-

 

GOI's new tax initiative:- All Restaurants need to collect PAN card details from guest who want to have ONION UTAPPA...

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