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✨Ek number joke ✨In an interview of heroines, every heroine was asked

 

" Which vada do you like ?????... "

Madhuri Dixit - Pav Vada

Kajol - Mendu Vada

Shridevi -Idali Vada

Kareena Kapoor - Rasam Vada .

Sunny leone - laVADA

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HUSBAND SENT A SMS TO WIFE :

 

" Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great "

 

SHE REPLIED :

 

" Peene baith gaya na sale????

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✨Ek number joke ✨In an interview of heroines, every heroine was asked " Which vada do you like ?????... "Madhuri Dixit - Pav Vada Kajol - Mendu Vada Shridevi -Idali VadaKareena Kapoor - Rasam Vada .Sunny leone - laVADA

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what do think? Got the magic words as per the pic.. bloody 5 rounds and still:(

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After hearing them a couple of times. I started asking the interviewer 'where did I go wrong' some of them do provide useful insight

yes I know this helps but was not able to ask the same

 

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शक्की पति, पहले दिन.....

पति (फोन पर): कहां हो ?

पत्नी : घर में। पति : अच्छा यदि घर में

हो तो मिक्सी चलाओ।

पत्नी मिक्सी चलाती है.....

घर्र..घर्र..घर्र..घर्र..घर्र पति : अच्छा ठीक है। दूसरे

दिन..... पति (फोन पर):

कहां हो ?

पत्नी : घर में।

पति : अच्छा यदि घर में

हो तो मिक्सी चलाओ।

पत्नी मिक्सी चलाती है.......घर्र.. घर्र..घर्र..घर्र पति :

अच्छा ठीक है। तीसरे दिन पति अचानक घर पहुंच

जाता है......

पति : मालकिन कहां है ? नौकर : पता नहीं साहब, कहीं गई

हैं .....

लेकिन एक बात समझ नहीं आयी

साथ में झोले में रखकर

मिक्सी क्यों ले गई हैं

 

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