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Mild Adult but You will Love the Climax..

 

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living?

 

All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.

 

However, little Kapil was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father,

 

He replied, "My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his purse Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

 

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Kapil aside.

 

"Is that really true about your father?"

 

"No," the boy said,

 

"He works for the Congress Committee and is helping to get Rahul Gandhi and Congress elected in 2014 elections, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.

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My most fav part Robin's entry as a Pimp Daddy. I knew that was the turning point of the party :D

 

 

That and Xavier getting his freak on !

 

These french guys and girls are freaking epic. Was just going through their channel. Pity i dont know French. All the vids are in that language and only handful have english subs.

 

 

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Ek aadmi govt. job ke liye interview dene gaya.
Interviewer - aapki koi majburi to nahi
aadmi - ji sir , asal me pahle mein fauj mein tha , jung ke dauraan meri taango ke darmiyaan ek bomb phat gaya aur mere tatte ud gaye !
Interviewer - ye koi problem nahi..monday se aap join kar sakte hain , hum sab 9 baje aate hain , aap 11 baje aana .
Aadmi - aisa kyun ?
Interviewer - hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte bas tatte khujate rehte hain .

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Akbar k paas ek 12 inch ka chota sa pyara sa ghoda (horse) tha.

 

Tansen: Ye ghoda kaha se mila?

 

Akbar: Ek baba hai usne diya. Jo maango woh deta hai.

 

Tansen: Mai bhi baba k paas jata hu.

 

Akbar: Jao pr khyal rahe baba 1 hi muraad puri karta hai aur ooncha sunta hai.

 

Tansen baba k paas jaake 1 bori heera mange.

 

Bori jab kholi Tansen chillaya: Behenchod baba ne 1 bori jeera de diye.

 

Akbar: Chutiye toone kya socha ki maine 12 inch ka ghoda maanga tha ?

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