Nemo Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 How we wake up in the morning: Brain: ''Ohh f**k!'' Body: ''Don't f**king get up.'' Dick: ''THIS IS SPARTA!!!'' Bhai, kaha se lata hai? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sackboy Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 I can relate to the quote on top a lot .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mshingore Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 . Â Â . Â Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mshingore Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Not entirely sure what this is supposed to be but I'll b damned if it ain't funny! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny."None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."Then Little Johnny says,"I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.""The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on....but i like your thinking ." . Happy teachers day Edited September 5, 2013 by SpearHea:D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven Angel Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 How we wake up in the morning: Brain: ''Ohh f**k!'' Body: ''Don't f**king get up.'' Dick: ''THIS IS SPARTA!!!'' Okay, that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mshingore Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 A BJP supporter and a Congress supporter walked into a bar, lowered it, significantly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pushy Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 How we wake up in the morning: Brain: ''Ohh f**k!'' Body: ''Don't f**king get up.'' Dick: ''THIS IS SPARTA!!!'' Â epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mshingore Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Â Sent from my Awesomesauce GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 4 Beta U ... Are... Gonna have a blast!! Â The show was amazing !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SpearHea:D Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 (edited) Biwi ke kuch dino se mayake mein hone ki wajah se santa ke tharak chadhi hui thi . ek din wo tang aakar kothe pe chala gaya . wahan dalal ne sabhi call girls ke naam cars ke naam pe rakhe hue they . Dalal: konsi chahiye honda civic 10000 rs , ford figo 8000 , polo 6000 , alto 3000 aur nano sirf 500 rs mein . Sanata ko sirf kaam hi chalana tha to paise bachane ke liye bola nano hi la do . Dalal thodi der baad hijde ko lekar aaya . Hijde ko dekhkar santa gussa se bola bhenchod ye kya laya hian .dalal muskarate hue bola - sir nano ka engine piche hain . Edited September 6, 2013 by SpearHea:D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven Angel Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 Â Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au9Cyi2NfPY Â 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godspeed4476 Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 Indeed a HOPA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gursimar991 Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 How we wake up in the morning: Brain: ''Ohh f**k!'' Body: ''Don't f**king get up.'' Dick: ''THIS IS SPARTA!!!'' this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 Santa was caught by tribals,they took him to the king. Tribal King: Isko bandi bana do Santa Pleaded: Nahi please! menu banda hi rehne do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 (edited) http://samosapedia.com/e/bhosadpappuhttp://samosapedia.com/c/very_bad_words Edited September 6, 2013 by SpearHea:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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