piper Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Cats don't poop at all, it's beneath them And they probably love doodh, Sunny. Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman™ Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) एक पोरगी एका मुलाला बोलली ,• "• मला एक सांग एखादी पोरगी चार मुलांबरोबर फिरली तर लोकं तिला चालू समजतात..•• बिघडलेली समजतात• • पण तेच जर का एखाद्या मुलाने चार मुली फिरवल्या तर त्या मुलाला सर्वे जण हीरो समजतात.. • • असं का ?• "मुलगा शांत पणे उत्तरला........ "जर एखादे कुलप वेगवेगल्या चाव्यांनी उघडल तर ते कुलप बिघडलय असे समजतात पण....• जर का एकादी चावी अनेक कुलपं उघडत असेल तर त्या चावीला• MASTER KEY म्हणतात• Ignore bull, & the Chinese word Sent from my LT22i using Tapatalk 2 Edited September 23, 2013 by Iceman™ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-A-N-G-!! Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 एक पोरगी एका मुलाला बोलली ,• "• मला एक सांग एखादी पोरगी चार मुलांबरोबर फिरली तर लोकं तिला चालू समजतात..•• बिघडलेली समजतात• • पण तेच जर का एखाद्या मुलाने चार मुली फिरवल्या तर त्या मुलाला सर्वे जण हीरो समजतात.. • • असं का ?• "मुलगा शांत पणे उत्तरला........ "जर एखादे कुलप वेगवेगल्या चाव्यांनी उघडल तर ते कुलप बिघडलय असे समजतात पण....• जर का एकादी चावी अनेक कुलपं उघडत असेल तर त्या चावीला• MASTER KEY म्हणतात• Ignore bull, & the Chinese word Sent from my LT22i using Tapatalk 2 WTF did I just read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE JuGgErNaUT Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 WTF did I just read? the question is WHY the f**k did you read it? hindi sahitya lag rahi thi, hint hint hint --> skip skip skip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) naa it aint hindi. Some local language/dialect down south maybe, in devnagri script. fyi south for me is beyond Bhind district in MP. _ Edited September 23, 2013 by Nemo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhpian Bali Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) the question is WHY the f**k did you read it? hindi sahitya lag rahi thi, hint hint hint --> skip skip skip naa it aint hindi. Some local language/dialect down south maybe, in devnagri script. fyi south for me is beyond Bhind district in MP. _ WTF did I just read? It is Marathi bro.. Even I didnt understand a thing in this para मुलगा शांत पणे उत्तरला........ "जर एखादे कुलप वेगवेगल्या चाव्यांनी उघडल तर ते कुलप बिघडलय असे समजतात पण....• जर का एकादी चावी अनेक कुलपं उघडत असेल तर त्या चावीला• MASTER KEY म्हणतात•" I guess Marathi is the only language in India which is different fromm hindi but is still in devanagiri. Marathi may refer to: Maratha (मराठा), the royal Hindu Kshatriya caste from Maharashtra, who are credited for re-establishing Hindu rule in India, by ending the Mughal rule Marathi people, an Indo-Aryan ethnic group, that inhabit the Maharashtra region and state of western India Marathi language, an Indo-Aryan language spoken by the Marathi people of western India Marathi (/məˈrɑːti/;[5] मराठी Marāṭhī [məˈɾaʈʰi]) is an Indo-Aryan language. It is the official language of Maharashtra state of India and is one of the 23 official languages of India. There were 73 million speakers in 2001. Marathi has the fourth largest number of native speakers in India[6][7] The major dialects of Marathi are called Standard Marathi and Warhadi Marathi.[8] There are a few other sub-dialects like Ahirani, Dangi, Vadvali, Samavedi, Khandeshi, and Malwani. Standard Marathi is the official language of the State of Maharashtra. Edited September 23, 2013 by Bhpian Bali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) eh wut ? almost all languages in north india except urdu are in devnagri script. Sanskrit, standard hind, nepali, maithali, gadhwali, kumaoni, awadhi, bodo. Sometimes even punjabi, sindhi, dogri.. etc. Gujrati and Oriya are the only 2 languages in north (well technically they are in extreme widths of north) that dont use devnagri. _ Edited September 23, 2013 by Nemo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 This is the jokes thread right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 naa it aint hindi. Some local language/dialect down south maybe, in devnagri script. fyi south for me is beyond Bhind district in MP. _ Bro, do you even Marathi?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sameuun Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 (edited) Why Sunny Leone should be the next Indian PM 1. She can speak: We have had a mute PM for almost ten years, and it's time for a change. We definitely know that Sunny can speak - she usually says stuff like 'Oh, look how big that is', but at least she is not dumb. Even if she speaks Hindi, she will still be better than Sonia was when she started out. 2. She can bond with plumbers and pizza delivery boys: In her films, Sunny Leone has made more pizza delivery boys and plumbers happy than overtime pay has. If she becomes PM, she will be the true symbol of the working class Aam Aadmi. 3. No need for a change in party symbol: Even if Sunny Leone comes to power as an independent, she can use the election symbol of the Congress - the Hand. After all, her male fans will identify with that much more. 4. She has not been accused of genocide: Every one of Modi's opponents talks about 2002. But Sunny Leone has no such dark spot in her past. The only thing she has destroyed is free space on your hard disk, in E:/New Folder/New Folder. 5. She actually has achievements: Rahul Gandhi's achievements would fill an entire atom. But Sunny created an erotic empire from scratch, and made more men happy than the PS3. 6. People will not get bored during her Independence Day speech: Because they will fast forward through it, just like they fast forward to the interesting parts in her films. 7. She is sure to win: Since the sex ratio in India is slightly skewed (52% men), Sunny Leone is definitely going to win. 52% of India will vote for the Sunny Leone party, and that's not even counting women who like women. Sunny for PM! Edited September 24, 2013 by sameuun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WMWM Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 not sure should i feel sad or 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AflyingKiwi Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 LOL Sent from my GT-N7100 using Tapatalk 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piper Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Oh fk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven Angel Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Those are after-night shows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 not sure should i feel sad or Not funny... Hope it got out without any harm . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 OK wtf :rofl Hagrid is surely, unequivocally, the boss Agnieszka Radwańska <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 not sure should i feel sad or Not funny... Hope it got out without any harm . Wo sab theek hai .. pehle koi ye batao.. ye ismein phansa kaise ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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