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Well it actually depends on how much hungry is woodchuck ! :|

if the woodchuck is a butthurt he would chuck as long as he wants too !!!

cuz actually is chuck norris B)

 

 

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but the reality is, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could, if a woodchuck could actually chuck the wood!

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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood."Woodchucks Chucking Wood The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. :mellow:

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A woodchuck is indeed vegetarian but it doesn't chuck wood. it only eats small plants and sometimes insects also, they feed on agricultural crop when required. But If you consider the plant's stem is made up of "WOOD" then definitely it chucks wood. Now as for counting, woodchucks cannot count so you will need a human being which can count and only him can measure the amount of so called "WOOD" chucked. So in the end we will need a human to count the "WOOD" chucked by the WOODCHUCK

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A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

 

But it definitely couldn't chuck Chuck Norris. :blush:

 

 

A. none.

 

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@All : Some fab entries, Bieber pic is super lolz.

 

Everybody who has posted an entry goes through to round 2, including Joe Cool (what the hey, just one fellow who missed so we can take him through). Everybody EXCEPT Sagarjalvi, for now.

 

@Sagarjalvi : Your entry is incomplete, you have until 11:30pm to complete the phrase, it ends midway at present.

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