Yellow Flash Of The Leaf Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 I dont remeber much! i just remember an incident, i was alone dad was outside, mom was sleeping upstairs, and i was all alone and was young and with all raging hormones pfffttttchhh i knew at what channel FTV is So i changed the channel was watching it and there i here a sound of someone opening my gate so i just changed the channel and i found out it was my dad, so i just kept watching tv, he was tired he joined me asked for the remote and you see some remotes have those last channel button, so my dad actually pressed it :| and midnight haute :| *Awkwardness* Dad : You see Son this button shows what channel you were watching last ! Me: Yeah i know that! i know that Dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dylanjosh Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Lol I remember ftv. Oh man tv had no bounds back then I remember my friends eagerly gathering and talking about what raunchy stuff they saw on tv last night.. Unfaithful, basic instinct etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueelvis_RoXXX Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ fir aage kya huyi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kunallkw Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Rename thread to Thurki Bachpan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Bird Bird Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 14, eh ? - FTV Midnight Haute - Check - Late night re-runs of Basic Instinct - Check - 56 Kbps BSNL dial-up, with stolen UN/PW for logging in - Check - Text + Flash based web pages with horrible horrible color combination, which we used to see in awe - Check - Desibaba.com \m/ - Check - 3 years later mom found my p0rn stash - - Gotten smarter since ? - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 My cable guy used to broadcast those Russian Channels that showed those raunchy films with full frontal nudity and sex scenes. That stuff was even better than hardcore porn... didnt understand a word .. but kept glued to the TV. Also, I used to roam around the whole town with my best friend and play video games and read comic books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spindoctor Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 When i was 12, britany spears was this new smokin hot queen of hearts, idol of teen pop lovers. Dunno about you young whippersnappers but she was kind of bieber, selena gomez, miley, taylor swift all rolled into one in terms of popularity. I still remember that. She was the most searched person on Google for something like 5 years straight. It still has to be a record (or close to it). Oh yes! that too FTV before it caught the eye of the Indian censor board. Yep, FTV. I remember there was some goofy porn show in which David Duchovny used to show up as a presenter or something. Saturday late at night maybe? When I was 14, Half Life hadn't come out yet. Don't think I had played any game online till then. Heck, I don't think I even had an internet connection. First couple of years, internet was restricted to internet cafes. A friend and I used to go to this pool parlor which also had a row of computers set up. We'd only sit down on the internet if all the tables were full. Trying to remember which service I started my first email id with but it's eluding me. We used to sit and chat on some public chatrooms about nothing. I remember one of the first times we were chatting, the person on the other side made a typo in the chat window and then we discussed whether it was even a real person at the other end Wait I had played Doom and Quake over the telephone. That counts as online multiplayer Yes kids, back in the day when you wanted to play multiplayer, you had to do it over the telephone line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kunallkw Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 3 years later mom found my p0rn stash - - Gotten smarter since ? - Fir kya hua beta human body mei itna interest hai toh doctor ban jao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Bird Bird Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 When I was 14, Half Life hadn't come out yet. Don't think I had played any game online till then. Heck, I don't think I even had an internet connection. First couple of years, internet was restricted to internet cafes. A friend and I used to go to this pool parlor which also had a row of computers set up. We'd only sit down on the internet if all the tables were full. Trying to remember which service I started my first email id with but it's eluding me. We used to sit and chat on some public chatrooms about nothing. I remember one of the first times we were chatting, the person on the other side made a typo in the chat window and then we discussed whether it was even a real person at the other end Wait I had played Doom and Quake over the telephone. That counts as online multiplayer Yes kids, back in the day when you wanted to play multiplayer, you had to do it over the telephone line. Oh yeah, Doom, Quake and them DOS games. <3 Also, my local cablewallah used to be the go-guy for all software. Got me a Win 98 copy and then a Win ME. I was so bloody excited to install Win ME. The intro video was cool as f**k ! Plus that was the time I had assembled my first PC. Those n00by days ! The most EPIC thing was carrying ALL the Windows editions on a single DVD - 3.1, 95, 98, 98 SE and ME. And then XP added to them after some years. That was nerdgasm ! Fir kya hua Kya hona tha, 3-4 ghante ka mom se lecture, plus regular follow-up lectures and PC spying for a month or so. Thank God for FTV and them Russian channels ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolfy among us Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 @ 14, I got my first hug and my first kiss... And a close encounter of the booby kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Rename thread to Thurki Bachpan You ask a guy about the time he was 12-14 years old.. thats exactly what you get !!! At that age, you get a boner if a hot girl passes you by, let alone the Midnight Hot, Pirelli Calender or Lingerie on FTV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolfy among us Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 @ 14 I learnt inswing, outswing, reverse swing, and yorkers. Was pretty good at it.... good times. In cricket! I was not swinging anything else!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Bird Bird Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 @ 14, I got my first hug and my first kiss... And a close encounter of the booby kind Goddamn ! Followed by a jizz in the pants ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avkash Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 @ 14, I got my first hug and my first kiss... And a close encounter of the booby kind quick start ehh I also remember this channel TB6 or something, Russian I think, full nude stuff - used to come only at late night, I used to study till night and wait for everybody to go to sleep Sometime around same time the whole cable TV revolution began in my city Jaipur. before that the local cable guy used to have a dish antenna at his home and supply us using his wires. After this the big newspapers from my city Rajasthan Patrika and Dainik Bhaskar tried to lobby cable TV wallahs and took over their business trying to single down as the only two service providers. Now comes the interesting part. As there was fierce competition between them both they started to shown some raunchy stuff late at their channels, first some softcore, then XX and then finally full blown XXX. On the television. Through cable. Awesome times. Also Desibaba.com was the mother of all porn sides - used to load in what like 10 minutes - at night using stolen UN/PW on a dialup. Pizzas were just coming up, we still had no McDonalds. Cybercafes were the in thing. Yahoo messenger was the mother of all apps and chatting in night in foreign rooms as girls was the in thing Epic thread is Epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 ^ Avkash Bhai.. u still in Zap-ur ?? I will be there tomm. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Django_3101 Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 @ 14, I got my first hug and my first kiss... And a close encounter of the booby kind you milked a cow then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dylanjosh Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Remembering dial-up music now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Bird Bird Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Oh yes, Yahoo Messenger was the bomb with them different chat-rooms. Also those bots promising you some secsay time ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 I had my porn encounter way before my teens, 10th year i suppose. A childhood friend of dad's had come over for a night and stayed in guest room (no i was not molested, if you are thinking that- but kudos at your psyche and kink regarding pedophillia ); so this guy was one of those free loader, hippie types, left after couple of days but forgot a small bag, which we discovered many hours after he had left, dad had it stashed up a big almirah to return it when he passes by next. Curiosity bubbled up, next day i climbed and got hold of the bag and opened it up... cloths, cloths, cheap deo, few tenners, comb, whoa !!! boobs !1!!1 ZOMFG ! I had just discovered a bunch of Debonair magazines. Life was never the same again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grievous Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Looking at all the above posts life has been really easy for my generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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