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in the last screenie posted by Karooo...is that Kratos that is circled in front of that Giant fookin Titan/Gayea?

 

 

if yes...then OHHHHHHHH MAH FOOKIN GAWD111 / FAP FAP FAP

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I have a fifth option for the poll.

 

Kratos and Zeus fuse together in the heat of a massive explosion when their fists connect, resulting in the creation of the new uber-god that immediately impregnates Gaea and Hera simultaneously, giving birth to a new race of super creatures that invade Reach and unleash the Flood. In the meantime, Athena recovers to mate with Hades creating a new race of super-humans from the fires of Tartarus who have the capabilities to survive and thrive in the harshest of environments and possess glowing red eye sockets with optical enhancement lenses. While all this is happening, a piece of Ares is imbibed with plasma from Aphrodite's blood and regenerates itself, giving rise to a seven feet tall Spartan with green armor and a reflective visor who single-handedly challenges the progeny of Zeus-Kratos-Gaea-Hera and Athena-Hades and eventually wipes them out using an army of homegrown Lemmings who, while celebrating their victory, inadvertently chew on the trigger guard of one of Makarov's nuclear warheads blasting the Spartan into outer space where he is doomed to spend the rest of his days drifting towards the Citadel.

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I have a fifth option for the poll.

 

Kratos and Zeus fuse together in the heat of a massive explosion when their fists connect, resulting in the creation of the new uber-god that immediately impregnates Gaea and Hera simultaneously, giving birth to a new race of super creatures that invade Reach and unleash the Flood. In the meantime, Athena recovers to mate with Hades creating a new race of super-humans from the fires of Tartarus who have the capabilities to survive and thrive in the harshest of environments and possess glowing red eye sockets with optical enhancement lenses. While all this is happening, a piece of Ares is imbibed with plasma from Aphrodite's blood and regenerates itself, giving rise to a seven feet tall Spartan with green armor and a reflective visor who single-handedly challenges the progeny of Zeus-Kratos-Gaea-Hera and Athena-Hades and eventually wipes them out using an army of homegrown Lemmings who, while celebrating their victory, inadvertently chew on the trigger guard of one of Makarov's nuclear warheads blasting the Spartan into outer space where he is doomed to spend the rest of his days drifting towards the Citadel.

 

STOP PLAYING MASS DEFECT AND HALO TOGETHER ON YOUR TWO COnSOLES :unsure:

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God of War III: Ultimate Trilogy Edition priced

 

Sony Europe has slapped a rather hefty GBP £109.99 price tag on its forthcoming God of War III: Ultimate Trilogy Edition bundle in the UK.

 

For those unaware, Ultimate Trilogy Edition includes a copy of God of War III and the God of War Collection, plus some addition goodies in the form of a soundtrack and exclusive downloadable content.

 

According to retail giant GAME, the set will be out on March 20, though Sony has yet to nail down an official date at the time of writing. Still, there’s no doubt over the price – a Sony rep told the chaps at VG247, “Yep it’s £109.99” when quizzed on the subject.

 

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