Ne0 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 As the title says, post any wisecracks, limericks, proverbs, idioms n phrases, whatever u feel is worth reading To start with: 1. Procastination is like masturbation. At the moment you feel good, but at the end you are only f**king yourself. -Unknown. 2. "Bond is an imperialist and a misogynist who kills people and laughs about it, and drinks martinis and cracks jokes." - Bourne Ultimatum star Matt Damon on rival James Bond franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diablo IV Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 ^^ :roflroll2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Every time someone masturbates, God kills a kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diablo IV Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 ^^*Sigh* Poor Kittens .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadridistaLove Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 FOR PPL IN MUMBAI! why do we call it rush hour when nothin moves?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 :roflroll2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Backup not found: (A)bort ®etry (V)omit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 FOR PPL IN MUMBAI! why do we call it rush hour when nothin moves?? That term has been modified as "Crush Hours" now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. " -JJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Dont argue with idiots, they bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 "Gentlemen, the war has been won" - Winston Churchill, the then Prime Minister of England, to his inner war council, when Japan invaded Pearl Harbour during World War II. The Pearl Harbour bombing signalled the entry of the USA into WW II which had, till then, been reluctant to do so. And the rest is history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnackChap Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 ''All Your Base Are Belong To Us" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anmolsc Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 To follow the path: look to the master, follow the master, walk with the master, see through the master, become the master. A million words wont bring you back cuz i have tried niether would i million tears cuz ive cried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anmolsc Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 i read tht somewhere... oh ya ur blog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 12 Redneck Quotes ___________________________________________ 1. It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch. 2. My cow died last night so I don't need your bull. 3. Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed. 4. Redneck Quote: Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining. 5. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. 6. He's as country as cornflakes. 7. If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it. 8. Well butter my butt and call me biscuit. 9. It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs. 10. She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm. 11. This is gooder'n grits. 12. Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor. _____________________________________________ Check out number 8 :roflroll2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Bushisms The Stupidest Things President George W. Bush Has Ever Said 10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." 9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." 8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." 7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." 6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three 5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." 4) "They misunderestimated me." 3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" 2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." 1) “There’s an old…saying in Tennessee…I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once…(3 second pause)… Shame on…(4 second pause)…Shame on you….(6 second pause)…Fool me…Can’t get fooled again.” 11) “I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.” 12) “There’s no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world’s worst weapons.” 13) “There’s an old…saying in Tennessee…I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once…(3 second pause)… Shame on…(4 second pause)…Shame on you….(6 second pause)…Fool me…Can’t get fooled again.” —Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002. 14) “See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction.” 15) “The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.” 16) “I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend.” —on visiting Denmark. 17) “Wow! Brazil is big.” after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva. 18) “The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amay Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 lol, m loving this thread, keep 'em coming people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anmolsc Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes of your Goal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadridistaLove Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 a bald man consoles himself--"its not dat i hav no hair....its just that i am taller than my hair" ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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