MarketTantrik Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Since CC brought up 300, I wanted to contribute my own favourite quote from the movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarbonCore Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 :roflroll2: :roflroll2: DJ Shaqil ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 :roflroll2: :roflroll2: DJ Shaqil ?? Does it really matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarbonCore Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Damn this video is hilarious, I still can't laughing :rofl2: :rofl2: The audio and video is little out of sync though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Damn this video is hilarious, I still can't laughing :rofl2: :rofl2: The audio and video is little out of sync though Yeah !! But i think that adds to the hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOglegtrausavo Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Weeds are like pubic hair.They are unwanted. By Me while explaining weedicides to a 8thee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 A FEW MORE BUMPER STICKER QUOTES So many pedestrians, so little time STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! There are two kinds of drivers: those who make dust & those who eat it.. SOME WISECRACKS Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. Beer: Nature's laxative. New! Improved! Instant a**hole... just add alcohol! Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 ROFL Reaper, you are the king of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 ty!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 A FEW MORE BUMPER STICKER QUOTES So many pedestrians, so little time STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! There are two kinds of drivers: those who make dust & those who eat it.. SOME WISECRACKS Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. Beer: Nature's laxative. New! Improved! Instant a**hole... just add alcohol! Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. nice going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 First one is really good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 I found this thing really good! ---> Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, there will always be sunshine, after the rain .... Perhaps you may stumble, perhaps even fall, But God's always ready, To answer your call ... He knows every heartache, sees every tear, A word from His lips, can calm every fear ... Your sorrows may linger, throughout the night, But suddenly vanish, in dawn's early light ... The Savior is waiting, somewhere above, To give you His grace, and send you His love... Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, "God always sends rainbows .... after the rain ... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 " My mother only had one eye. I hated her … she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and run out. The text day at school one of my classmate said, "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!" I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just. Disappear. So I confronted her that day and said, "If you're only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?!!!" My mom did not respond … I didn't even stop to think for a second a bout what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go to Singrapore to study. Then I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my mother came to visit me. She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't meet her grandchildren. When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at hear, "How dare you com to my house and scare my children!" GET OUT OF HERE! NOW! And to this, my mother quietly answered, "Oh, I'm sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address," And she disappeared out of sight. One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house in Singrapore. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went to the old shak just out of curiosity. My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have. "My dearest son, I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I same to Singapor and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see …….. when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye with my love to you, Your mother. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 " Lauta do mere College Ke Din Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo, Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa, Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen, Woh TeeKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani, Woh College ki sabse - purani nishaanee, Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the... jaani, Woh jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi, Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi, Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna, Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa ©... Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa, Woh project ki Khatir - tha dar dar bhataknaa , Woh lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa, Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa, Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa, Woh vivas ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani.... Woh dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana, Woh doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana, Woh seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa, Woh workshop mein din bhar - pasinaa bahanaa, Woh slogans banana - aur Gym me rakhadna, Phir Exam ke din ko - tha bechain hona, College ki thi - woh lambi si raatein, Woh doston se tapre pe - pyaari si Baatein; Woh gathering ke din ka - jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa; Woh kudiyon ka yuhin - hamesha akadnaa; Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ------- Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 In front of the person u love,ur heart beats faster. But in front of the person u like,u get happy. In front of a person u love,winter seems like a spring. But in front of a person u like,winter is just a beautiful winter. If u look into the eyes of the one u love,u blush. But if u look into the eyes of the one u like,u smile. In front of a person u love,u can't say anything on ur mind. But in front of a person u like,u can. In front of the one u love,u tend to get shy. But in front of the one u like,u can show ur own self. U can't look straight into the eyes of the one u love. But u can always smile into the eyes of the one u like. When the one u love is crying,u cry with him. But when the one u like is crying,u end up comforting him. The feeling of love starts from the eye. But the feeling of liking starts from the ear. So if u stop liking a person u used to like,all u need to do is close ur ears. But if u try to close ur eyes,love turns into a drop of tear & remains in ur heart forever....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L33TWiZaRd Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 I don't know if this belongs here or not... aneeways One bright morning in the middle of the night, Two dead boys came out to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard this noise, Came out and shot the two dead boys. If you do not believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man he saw it too. P.S: Everi1 bow to Chaz, Lord of this thread (err...wat i mean was lord of cut,copy n paste ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anmolsc Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 "Should I Smile Because You're My Friend Or Cry Because Thats All We'll Ever Be?" "A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know Because I've Tried. Neither Would A Million Tears, I Know Because I've Cried." "Forget The Times You Walked By, Forget The Times You've Made Me Cry, Forget The Time You Held My Hand, Forget The Sweet Things If I Can, I Can No Longer Pretend, I Have To Remember Now That You're Just A Friend" "When I Look At You My Heart Skips A Beat But Later That Beat Could Mean A Lifetime Of Tears Wasted On Something I Knew I Could Never Have" "How Can You Be Friends With Someone If Everytime You Look At Them It Makes You Want Them Even More?" "My Heart Was Taken By You, Broken By You And Now Is In Pieces Because Of You" "As Part Of You Has Grown In Me, Together Forever Shall We Be, Never Apart Maybe In Distance But Not In Heart" "Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone if your heart still does." "Even when I pour my heart out to you, I'm not sure it shows, that I love you more than you'll ever know." "Sometimes it's hard to love someone because you're so afraid of losing them" "I know in reality we can't be together, so I just close my eyes and you're right here with me... in my dreams you're mine forever." "I was reborn when you first kissed me. Part of me died when you left me. But now I still live, waiting for the day you return to me." "You are always there for me and so you give me the courage to stand alone." "The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up." "There is one pain I often feel which you will never know because it is caused by the absence of you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harsahil Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 ^^^ excellent quotes. I m a fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harsahil Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 These r some of the beautiful quotes that i remember frm my own memory "You may be someone for the whole world, but for someone you are the whole world" "I'll walk with u in deep green forest and on shores of sand! When our time on earth is through, in heaven too you will have my hand!" "Everything on you by God is so beautifully done, that make-up for you is like showing a candle to the Sun!" ps:the last one is written by me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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