The Panda Posted February 1, 2022 Report Share Posted February 1, 2022 Everyone on my mother's side tested positive last week including my grandparents. Luckily, they have all recovered very quickly. Even my grandfather, who is a heart patient, diabetic and is also going through prostate cancer treatment recovered in 4-5 days (he is fully vaccinated). Hopefully, there will be no side effects. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Bird Bird Posted February 4, 2022 Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-my-f**king-god-get-the-f**king-vaccine-already-you-f**king-f**ks Quote Hi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine, or you still have the opportunity to get the vaccine against COVID-19. And holy f**k, if you aren’t f**king vaccinated against COVID-19, then you need to get f**king vaccinated right now. I mean, what the f**k? f*** you. Get vaccinated. f**k. The f**king vaccine will not make you magnetic. Are you f**king kidding me? It just f**king won’t. That’s not even a f**king thing, and that lady who tried to pretend the vaccine made her f**king magnetic looked like a real f**king f**kwad and a f**king idiot, so get f**king vaccinated. Jesus. f**k. The vaccine also doesn’t have a f**king 5G chip in it. what the f**k do you think a f**king 5G chip is, f**knuts? You think it’s like some invisible nanotechnology they can suspend in a liquid and then just put in your f**king blood and then it what, exactly? f**king floats around in your body going on Instagram and telling the government you went to the grocery store? No one f**king cares where you go, you absolute f**king f**k-barf. f**k off with that. f**k. Oh, you’re afraid of f**king side effects? f*** you. You know what has f**king side effects? f**king aspirin, f**king Tylenol. You could be f**king allergic to pineapple, you f**king f**kwit. Everything has side effects. You’re being a big f**king baby with a huge diaper full of f**king diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent f**king kid could wind up killing them or someone else. f*** you, you f**king selfish f**king sh*t-banana, you unredeemable a*s-caterpillar, you f**king f**k-knob with two f**ks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a f**king ventilator instead of you, a f**king adult, getting a f**king sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A f**king concert pianist? An arm model? Get the f**k out of here! f*** you. Get vaccinated. f**k. f*** you! You think vaccines don’t f**king work? Oh, f**k off into the trash, you attention-seeking f**kworm-faced shitbutt. This isn’t even a point worth discussing, you f**k-o-rama f**k-stival of ignorance. Vaccines got rid of smallpox and polio and all the other disgusting diseases that used to kill off little f**ks like you en masse. Your relatives got f**king vaccinated and let you live, and now here you are signing up to be killed by a f**king disease against which there is a ninety-nine-percent effective vaccine. You f**king moron. Go in the f**king ocean and f**k a piranha. f**k. f**k that. f*** you. Get vaccinated. Oh, you say you have a genuine allergy or medical condition that prevents you from receiving a f**king vaccine? That’s fine. I’m clearly not talking to you. I f**king love you. f**k. Look, if you have been forwarded this essay from a friend or loved one, then there are two possibilities. Either you are a normal, regular, sensible f**king person like me who got f**king vaccinated at the first possible moment, and this essay channels all your f**king rage and sadness and is therefore cathartic OR, and I really hope this isn’t the f**king case, you AREN’T f**king vaccinated, and someone sent it to you because you f**king f**king f**k, you need to get f**king vaccinated. And rather than being f**king offended that someone is trying yet again to get you to take the f**king vaccine, you should understand that someone f**king loves you enough to try one last motherf**king time to get you to take the f**king vaccine before you f**k off to heaven, or hell, or some in-between place that’s just like a f**king mall or something where everything is free, including and especially the soft pretzels. So, congratulations! There is ONE person remaining in your life who wants to f**king save you from drowning in your own f**king lungs, you f**king f**kshit f**kdick, so for god’s sake, get your f**king a*s out of your chair, go to the f**king pharmacy, and get a f**king vaccine, you absolute conscienceless f**king f**k f**k f**k. Get it. Get the f**king vaccine. f*** you. f**k f**k f**k. f**k. f*** you. f**k! 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted February 4, 2022 Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Bird Bird Bird said: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-my-f**king-god-get-the-f**king-vaccine-already-you-f**king-f**ks the 5G bit Its sad that so many people thing its real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted February 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 9 hours ago, Bird Bird Bird said: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-my-f**king-god-get-the-f**king-vaccine-already-you-f**king-f**ks Who are you? A pitcher for f**king Yankees? An arm model? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacifier Posted February 4, 2022 Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 10 hours ago, Bird Bird Bird said: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-my-f**king-god-get-the-f**king-vaccine-already-you-f**king-f**ks This needs to be narrated by someone like Denzel or Obama . or at the least hoping someone will pay and get a cameo done from a celebrity to get the attention this post deserves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banz Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 On 1/31/2022 at 2:52 PM, Mr. Comingle said: Who tf shares cigarettes Who doesn't? I thought it was a part of the Smoker's Code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted February 7, 2022 Report Share Posted February 7, 2022 https://www.moneycontrol.com/news/trends/health-trends/india-reports-under-1-lakh-covid-19-cases-first-time-in-31-days-8047951.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big Boss Posted February 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2022 https://m.thewire.in/article/health/watch-vitamin-d-karan-thapar-komal-shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted February 11, 2022 Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 Most ppl are so low in vitmain D. It Should be Combined with K2 so calcium is absorbed by bones. Sauerkraut for K2. High in VIT C, K2, arguably best probiotic out there, great for digestion and gut. Plus it is a cruciferous vegetable. A cheap and tasty Superfood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Right Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Now that India is clocking less than 50k cases per day, noone is talking about deaths, about 1000 a day Because 2/3rd of deaths are from great state of Kerala. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radicaldude Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Right said: Now that India is clocking less than 50k cases per day, noone is talking about deaths, about 1000 a day Because 2/3rd of deaths are from great state of Kerala. You mean reported deaths... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33tmaniac Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 3 hours ago, radicaldude said: You mean reported deaths... Don’t bother It will boil down to a conversation/debate about political ideology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 7 hours ago, radicaldude said: You mean reported deaths... Everywhere they take a haircut.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banz Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 (edited) 9 hours ago, Right said: Everywhere they take a haircut.. It's more than a haircut in some places. In Gujarat the number of victims' families who received compensation for death from Covid was about 10x the number of reported deaths. No f**king way only 10000 have died in Gujarat. And that's just one of the better states, I don't imagine places like UP/Bihar/Orissa have done it properly. https://m.timesofindia.com/city/ahmedabad/gujarat-covid-ex-gratia-claims-cross-one-lakh-87k-approved/articleshow/89331451.cms Edited February 14, 2022 by Banz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banz Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Think of it this way. We are 2 years into the pandemic. Every state has done the same thing, restrictions have been enforced in a similar way and people's response in Kerala or UP has been no different. In the end, you expect the case and death counts to be in the same range everywhere. If the numbers are differing by an order of magnitute or two, they are simply wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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