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Things Games Have Taught You


Davis Nayagam

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Things to be learnt from gears of war:-

 

 

1. Always duck in cover.

 

2. Never be caught without your chainsaw.

 

3. Look before you leap... or shoot.

 

4. You run faster when you're low to the ground.

 

5. Always help your buddies up.

 

6. Don't hang around corpses too long.

 

7. Satellite-based electronics never work when you need them to.

 

8. If she's more than 8 feet tall, just walk away.

 

9. When a Berserker busts through some indestructible boxes at the back of the train, make sure to do the exact opposite of the suggested path and instead lure her off the back of the train, then notice the secret cereal boxes.

 

10. On that note, buy lots of cereal- YOU COULD WIN A TINY PILLOW!

 

11. When in doubt, trust the guy with the Du-Rag.

 

12. Splitting up is a bad idea. f**k that Scooby Doo sh*t.

 

13. "Lambent" means they glow in the dark.

 

14. Multitasking is an essential skill when driving.

 

15. Not everyone is a qualified sniper.

 

16. Capes are a good indicator of combat prowess.

 

17. If you can't see his face, he's probably not important.

 

18. A couch is a poor substitute for a wall.

 

19. On that note, there are some times when "chillin' on the couch" simply is not appropriate.

 

20. The bugs that flock to you when you're carrying a flashlight are much better than the ones that flock to you when you don't.

 

21. You get more bars outside.

 

22. Demonstrations of combat prowess are a great way to earn people's respect.

 

23. For all the diversity in the world, everyone basically uses the same stuff.

 

24. Fossil fuel is combustible.

 

25. Never underestimate the combat abilities of the homeless.

 

26. No matter how much you hate it, sometimes you're just going to have to get out and push the car.

 

27. Sticky things are always better up close and personal.

 

28. If you haven't got the skills to do something facy it's best just to do it the regular way.

 

29. You know, there IS a gun attached to that chainsaw. You CAN shoot them too.

 

30. Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Pistols will work, though.

 

31. Three is company. Four is kickass.

 

32. It's important to make sure the floors of your residence have proper insulation and structural support. You never know what's below them.

 

33. A rain poncho does not qualify as proper body armor.

 

34. Mine carts are NOT an amusement ride.

 

35. Unattended bling should be pocketed.

 

36. To reduce CO2 emissions, curb stomp instead of shooting execution-style.

 

37. Avoid intersections. Bad stuff just happens there.

 

38. If your background music suddenly turns suspenseful, get yo a*s in gear.

 

39. Chainsaws are very democratic. They don't discriminate based on race, gender, religion, or even species.

 

40. Why open the desk drawers when you can just saw the thing in half?

 

got it from a group on facebook.

 

 

:roflroll2: Now thats a TRUE GAMER :D:D

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COD 4 MP: if u lose u can always blame the Lag or nooby team mates........

 

Forza 2 : real life racing is harder then it looks on TV

 

NG2 : (at higher difficulty settings) The final bosses show u who is the real "boss" of the game, no matter wht u do, u cannot kill them.

 

 

btw DAVIS and ALPHAD i think these constant poll type questions are bit too much, i mean wtf? 2 new poll questions every day?

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COD 4 MP: if u lose u can always blame the Lag or nooby team mates........

 

Forza 2 : real life racing is harder then it looks on TV

 

NG2 : (at higher difficulty settings) The final bosses show u who is the real "boss" of the game, no matter wht u do, u cannot kill them.

btw DAVIS and ALPHAD i think these constant poll type questions are bit too much, i mean wtf? 2 new poll questions every day?

 

 

:D man!! its nt me again you know it, i've only given it once

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I find them somewhat better than seeing a 360 vs PS3 every 5 minutes.

 

thats true bro, i'm a pc gamer and pc section of this site have not so many threads to contribute except that stupid PC GAME SCREENSHOT threads. its better posting in these kinds of threads than posting screenshots. you can see that the connect pc zone is only updated till last 23rd sept ( only by me!!! by Project Torque ), such a lame responses :)

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did u compile that whole list davis ???

 

anyway, wow, nice list... and as someone already posted, looks like ur working in HR on IndianVideoGamer :P

crashing head-on with any object in a very fast moving car can cause u no damage if u change a few minor settings :wallbash:

 

OT: Ya..., I did.. It wud b gr8 working for GI...

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Help me see the difference between Western culture and Indian culture. :wallbash: .....Western culture is way ahead in term of technology, human behaviour and urban planning.....look at Hollywood and Bollywood ...... India makes 100000movies of which 5 are good...while 1in100 movies for US

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