Fire Wolf Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 I think it's quite baffling 'cos the main domain here is the 360i one and even I always use it to come here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOglegtrausavo Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Oh!I have to study a lot today But,from tomorrow onwards im gonna be saying 'Let's Do This' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceoshubham Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Anyone saw Paris Hiltons LATESHT bath video .It was in TOI that its on parisexposed.com but since the site recquired paid registration i dropped it.Tried googling a bit but no luck.Would really appreciate if someone posts a link to the video.Thanx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 ^^ DAMN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOglegtrausavo Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Anyone saw Paris Hiltons LATESHT bath video .It was in TOI that its on parisexposed.com but since the site recquired paid registration i dropped it.Tried googling a bit but no luck.Would really appreciate if someone posts a link to the video.Thanx Please refrain yourself from posting about such unwanted subjects. F.Y.I. - Im talking about Paris Hilton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceoshubham Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 So you dont like Paris Hilton?Or are you one of those hippocrats who have a copy of ONE NIGHT IN PARIS stuffed down somewhere and tshow that you dislike the blonde,find her slutty Blah Blah. PS:I saw the video on youtube.Nthing much. Wish it had MORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Wolf Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 It's on liveleak, it's crap anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceoshubham Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 EDIT:Post Deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceoshubham Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 True its really crap.Didnt expect such a performance from Paris Hilton.Disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invictus Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 top posters are all Mods, interesting!! I am pretty sure they have some sort of pseudo random post generator running in the background. Friggin 6k posts!!! Its official MT does dope!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 ^^ Monkey on moon walk tip top shoe shining bald tennis phone ringing song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DIRECTOR Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 ^^ Monkey on moon walk tip top shoe shining bald tennis phone ringing song. what ever ur smoking mate................... i want some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 ^^ Monkey on moon walk tip top shoe shining bald tennis phone ringing song. what ever ur smoking mate................... i want some. Second hand Davidoff lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 35 cool facts From http://www.anxus.com/the-coolest-35-facts-youve-never-heard/ __________________________________________________________ 1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 4. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing. 5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 6. There are more chickens than people in the world. 7. Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 8. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.” 9. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. 10. All of the clocks in the movie “Pulp Fiction” are stuck on 4:20. 11. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 12. “Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”. 13. All 50 States are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. 14. Almonds are a member of the peach family. 15. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance. 16. Maine is the only State whose name is just one syllable. 17. There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 18. The characters “Bert” and “Ernie” on Sesame Street were named after “Bert the cop” and “Ernie the taxi driver” in Frank Capra’s “It’s a Wonderful Life.” 19. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 20. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. 21. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 22. In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. 23. Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 24. Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.” 25. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. 26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. 27. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. 28. It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 29. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. 30. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. 31. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 32. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister. 33. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 34. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. 35. “Stewardesses” is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. _______________________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Stupid sh*t People ACTUALLY Put On Their Resumes From http://madconomist.com/stupid-sh*t-people-...n-their-resumes _________________________________________________________ 1. I am very detail-oreinted. 2. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable. 3. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty! 4. Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume. 5. It’s best for employers that I not work with people. 6. Here are my qualifications for you to overlook. 7. I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated. 8. If this resume doesn’t blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope. 9. My fortune cookie said, “Your next interview will result in a job.” And I like your company in particular. 10. I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt. 11. Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity. 12. Please disregard the attached resume-it is terribly out of date. 13. Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable. 14. Graduated in the top 66% of my class. 15. Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately. 16. Previous experience: Self-employed-a fiasco. 17. Exposure to German for two years, but many words are inappropriate for business. 18. Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years. 19. I am a rabid typist. 20. I have a bachelorette degree in computers. 21. Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math. 22. Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer. 23. I worked as a Corporate Lesion. 24. Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president’s girlfriend could steal my job. 25. Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel. 26. Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis. 27. Special skills: Thyping. 28. My ruthlessness terrorized the competition and can sometimes offend. 29. I can play well with others. 30. Personal Goal: To hand-build a classic cottage from the ground up using my father-in-law. 31. Objective: I want a base salary of $50-$60,000 dollars, not including bonus. And some decent benefits. Like a retirement plan, health insurance, personal or sick days. 32. Experience: Provided correct answers to customers’ questions. 33. Education: Graduated from predatory school with honors. 34. Never been fired, although it could happen anytime now. 35. I have happily been a “kept man” for the past 10 years. 36. Have extensive experience in turkey manufactures as well as new product development and implementation. 37. I am accustomed to speaking in front of all kinds of audiences. I make points as well as I can. 38. Personal: Five children. Dog: Jasper. Cat: Morris. Gerbil: Binky. 39. While in military, was instrumental in creation of a treat detection system. 40. My compensation package at my last job included a base salary of $64,500 with excellent benefits including flextime. I am looking for a position in which I can work a more flexible schedule. 41. Hire me and you won’t regret it - I am funny, cute, smart and creative… really. 42. Referees available upon request. 43. Previous rank: Senior instigator. 44. I have recently sold my home and I now live in a large RV so I will be able to relocate quickly. 45. Reason for leaving: They stopped paying me. 46. Cover letter: Desire the chance to showcase my delightful personality, intelligence and superior judgment, which are so hard to find these days. 47. Personal achievements: Successfully played “Chop Sticks” on a toy piano with my big toes. 48. Objective: To obtain a position where I can make a difference, infecting others with my professionalism, enthusiasm and dedication. 49. Strengths: Impersonal skills. 50. Special interests: I like any projects that are fun. 51. Please explain any breaks in your employment career: 15 minute coffee break while working at a home improvement store. 52. Vocational plans: Sea World. _______________________________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinity091 Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 53. If u hire me ill sit and post random stuff on forums :tongue4: ..... Go do some work just kidding... don't ban me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 A job fair in China From http://www.stockmarketslive.com/job-fair-in-china/10/ ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ :shock3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0 Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you, smelly cat, smelly cat, its not your fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 funny! lol! yet bollywood says " Chini kum hai "! ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinity091 Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 China at a job fairFrom http://www.stockmarketslive.com/job-fair-in-china/10/ ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ :shock3: There... i fixed the title for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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