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Looking at that list, getting a girl to love him is the least of his worries.

 

 

 

 

You want me to spell check? I'm far more ruthless at it than MT :threatenlumber:

 

Anyway since you asked, I got my gf a bag with "Jute is cute" on it in pink for V-day. I'll probably meet her. Nothing else. And same GF for many years now too so she qualifies for "lover" status. Of course she told her mum (sort of) and that crazy lady is now putting up some really inane "conditions" regarding "future plans" which I'll have to shoot down somehow. No one f**king blocks my future plans. :furious: Especially not a prospective mother-in-law :P This is my V-day scenario.

 

 

 

:roflroll:

 

Hey Gaurav, That's cute.. You've already shopped for a gift. You are one gem of a Boyfriend too..

As for qualifying to a "lover" status you need more than just years in the relationship :censored:

Have fun planning for your future.. Career, Wedding, Kids, Kid's Kid and the works.. and the strategy to cope up with your dear Mother In Law :coolspeak:

As for spellings, I prefer Yumtee :rolleyes:

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@ Ezio

Even i have a same life of yours after cutting the part of smoking,buying clothes,Strict papa shouting and i dont drink wine or alcohol.

 

 

@ Outsider

 

If i reply to your post i will actually put in our strategy over here which infact is worser than smoking. :giggle:

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Don't take your parent's comments on your behaviour too seriously because at this age, you will not understand them anyway and chances are neither would they.

The problem is that I understand them far too well

me r human behaviour specialist 8)

 

 

but honestly speaking,

if someone comes to me & asks who Dio is? or what's /b/ ?

I r gonna assassinate em

:devil:

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The problem is that I understand them far too well

me r human behaviour specialist 8)

 

 

but honestly speaking,

if someone comes to me & asks who Dio is? or what's /b/ ?

I r gonna assassinate em

:devil:

just say that you'll tell them who Dio is only when they find a rainbow in the dark :giggle:

 

as for the behaviour part, well imo we can never properly understand our parents, even though we think we know them, trust me on this, they are at a very higher level than us, we need to grind for atleast 40 years to attain their level.

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i never thought i would post in here.. bu but here i go.. :(

 

 

I love a girl who study in my school,Junior of mine but have never talked with her except for few chats and have never told her too. but i have no idea on how to tell this to her because i dont like to be a Jerk or an a*s infront everyone.. :( its like 90% she will decline but what to do.. :(

 

 

Edit - she is beautiful whereas me . :samui:

 

Play this while you read the post

 

 

Either maintain a good friendship with her. Spend all the time she'll let you spend with her. Live in a sea of delusion formed around her where all resentment gets forgotten. Let all this reinforce the giant house of cards which is this fake love. Then, when she's really comfortable with you and starts opening up about how she is with a red hot hunk of a man; let that gust of wind knock that house of cards. Eventually you will drift away from all friends, family, work buddies and start despising your life and everything about it. Watch the few friends who are left fall in relationships and realise how time has crept on all of you and left you behind.

 

Or enjoy all other women who will happily give you everything this one girl will never, ever give you.

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and misunderstandings are the worst thing like ever :rant:

 

:makeout:

 

as for the behaviour part, well imo we can never properly understand our parents, even though we think we know them, trust me on this, they are at a very higher level than us, we need to grind for atleast 40 years to attain their level.

 

well, thats why they r parents :P

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Play this while you read the post

 

Either maintain a good friendship with her. Spend all the time she'll let you spend with her. Live in a sea of delusion formed around her where all resentment gets forgotten. Let all this reinforce the giant house of cards which is this fake love. Then, when she's really comfortable with you and starts opening up about how she is with a red hot hunk of a man; let that gust of wind knock that house of cards. Eventually you will drift away from all friends, family, work buddies and start despising your life and everything about it. Watch the few friends who are left fall in relationships and realise how time has crept on all of you and left you behind.

 

Or enjoy all other women who will happily give you everything this one girl will never, ever give you.

repped, and i dont often rep people.

 

The first option is pretty bad, it's like a maze which has no exit, and the more you struggle the more you go deeper and lose hope, become delusional, begin doubting anything and everything.

If other won't affect you, the "possibilities" will just kill you, and what'll be left will be a rotten zombie.

 

Trust me on this, i personally know such a person, don't fall into the trap :nono:

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Does that mean that if you were to become a surgeon specialising in performing vasectomies for instance, you'd need to perform one on yourself, in order to 'do it perfectly'?

This really elevated my mood :lol:

 

BTW spent all my reps in this thread today :rant:

Nice ones Ezio, GS & Pretentious !

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