Keyofx Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Let's all post the worst example of Wii 'games' we can find. YES: blatant troll thread but I'm sure we'll get a few laughs and learn a thing or two about babysitting and horses. Me first: \m/ Wii™ Features You've made the squad… Now it's time to show your stuff! It's all about teamwork and style as you compete and cooperate in squad and one-on-one cheer-offs. Use the Wii Remote and Nunchuk to perform hundreds of cheer/dance moves. Or get the full-body cheer experience using the Wii Balance Board™. Do you have what it takes to lead your squad all the way to the Championships? Give it all you've got to become the All Star Cheerleader! Play one of the first games to incorporate the Wii Balance Board™ Learn awesome steps and choreograph your own routines to cheer music! Compete with friends or on a team Customize the look of your character and team including face, hair, make-up and outfits. Grow your All-Star squad as you advance through the competitive season and move from rookie to All Star Cheer Captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyofx Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 2K boss hits out at "crappy" Wii titles The boss of the company which brought us Carnival Games (GameRankings rating: 58) has claimed the Wii software market is overrun with "crappy titles". "Where people go wrong in the casual market is that, while the development costs are exploding on the casual side, they're treating the Wii like the old PC market - making cheap, accessible games," Christoph Hartmann told MCV. Hartmann, of course, is head of 2K, the publisher behind titles such as Go, Diego, Go!: Great Dinosaur Rescue (55). "They think if they make ten titles and two are hits, they will finance the other eight," added Hartmann, presumably not referring to 2K's own Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (43). "But they forget these eight crappy titles will flood the market and will lead to problems in terms of production - and upset retailers," continued Hartmann, who was probably not talking about Carnival Games: Mini-Golf (47). Hartmann went on to bemoan the fact it's harder for non-licensed titles to stand out with so much competition. "There’s far too much stuff in the Wii market [now] and it’s hard to shine," he observed. "While the Wii is the strongest growing console, it's a risk not to have well-known brands in your games." 2K's recent releases include Dora the Explorer: Dora Saves the Snow Princess (53), released for DS, PS2 and Wii on 5th December. LOLOLOLOLOL BRILLIANT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HundredProofSam Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Go, Diego, Go!: Great Dinosaur Rescue peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HundredProofSam Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Calvin Tucker's Redneck Jamboree Every year, the people of Redneck County gather to compete in the great Redneck Jamboree! Come join them and test your redneck skills in 12 hilarious events to gain more bottle caps than any of the four families participating to become the greatest family of the county for a year. Not only will you get bragging rights, but you’ll also get the privilege to move in “The Big Trailer” where fabulous redneck style luxuries await! IGN Review score: 3.4/10 peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 NinjaBread Man Ninjabread Man is a platformer from English developer/publisher Data Design Interactive. The game was released on the PlayStation 2 and PC in July 2005, and on the Wii in 2007.Ninjabread man is an action-adventure platformer. Several comic attacks appear in the game, such as the Samurai Sword attack that reduces enemies to jam. There are three levels, including one training level, and four modes of play in each Ninjabread Man level. When the player completes a level and plays it again, a menu appears with a second mode available, ‘Score Pickups’. If the level is completed again in this mode, the player will unlock ‘Time Attack’ mode. Completion of this mode unlocks the ‘Hidden Pickups!’ alternative mode. Despite negative reception, on January 23, 2008, a sequel titled "Ninjabread Man II: Blades of Fury" was announced IGN review score: 1.5/10 P.S. This was available at alfa for 3.5k about a month ago. LOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyofx Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Puppy Luv Puppy Luv is a puppy life sim game for the Wii, and the PC developed by Game Mill (Wii) Lost Sock Games (PC) and published by Activision. The gameplay in Puppy Luv consists of keeping track of all your puppy's needs, train it, and watch it grow. Activision :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyofx Posted January 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Neighborhood Games [THQ] Gamers can try out 24 classic Neighborhood Games in this Wii Sports-esque collection of mini-games from THQ. Up to four players can join in on competitive pickup versions of football, golf, tennis, lawn darts, horseshoes, bocce, and many other outdoor activities. Contentious gamers can distract their friends with taunts using the Wii Remote, and creative players can use dozens of different design options to make custom playable characters. FEATURES: # 24 fun twists on popular neighborhood games, including: Football, Basketball, Baseball, Golf, Tennis, Ladder Golf, Lawn Darts, Horseshoes, Bocce, Squirt Guns, Slingshots, RC Planes, RC Cars and more! # Neighborhood Sports offers a pick up and play experience as the controls will be very familiar to fans of Wii Sports and Wii Play.Use familiar motions to jump into your favorite neighborhood sport! # Defeat the backyard bosses and become the champion of the neighborhood. # Conquer the neighborhood by yourself or challenge your friends and family. Play to beat the bosses, just for fun, in tournaments, or in an elimination mode. # Create your own fully customizable, playable characters. LAWN DARTS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doobz Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Neighborhood Games [THQ] LAWN DARTS!! Holy gay dancers Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 C'mon guys, beef up this thread. It'll hit front page on n4g for sure. Oh and renaming the thread to "Teh Epic thread of Wii Shovelware" wont hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyofx Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Imagine Fashion Party Publisher: Ubisoft :\ Players can star in a TV show and compete in a series of challenges to show the world that you are the best fashion designer! Use the Wii Remote and Nunchuk as scissors, hair brushes, makeup applicator or other styling and design tools. General Features: * Express your creativity in numerous workshops, including Hair, Makeup, Clothing and Accessories! * Use the Wii Remote and Nunchuck as scissors, hair brushes, makeup applicator and any other tool you need * Make all the right moves with the Wii Remote and Nunchuck as you model your designs in front of a fierce panel of judges. Also compatible with the Wii Balance Board accessory * Design your fashions in Creation mode, then compete in the Fashion Reality Show. For even more fun, challenge a friend in all-new fashion design mini-games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyofx Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 C'mon guys, beef up this thread. It'll hit front page on n4g for sure.Oh and renaming the thread to "Teh Epic thread of Wii Shovelware" wont hurt. ONWARD! MARCH! MARCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftrunner Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 So this is what gaming hell would be like. Needs more JRPGs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyofx Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Happy place though, this gaming hell :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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_Hellsboy_ Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Iron chef america!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo-Iwata Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 a part of me just died but the good news is 2009 is the YEAR OF THE WII!!!! BELIEVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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