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Aww I hate stomach aches. :console:

 

Here is a joke to cheer you up.

 

A man is speeding to work one day when a state trooper pulls him over for speeding.

 

Trooper: Son, where were you going in such a hurry?

 

Man: I apologize officer, it's my first day on my new job as a rectum stretcher and I'm late.

 

Trooper (stunned): What the hell is a rectum stretcher?

 

Man: Well it's actually self-explanatory. We take small objects, insert them into the subject's rectum and gradually insert larger objects until the rectum is six feet in diameter.

 

Trooper: What the hell do you do with a six foot a**hole?!?

 

Man: You give it a radar gun and put it on the side of the highway.

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