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The bane of the committed man... :lol:

 

I know how you feel (Been there done doing that).

u seemed very experienced in particular :naughty:

gaurav,

did u make her run away.?

 

tell me the secret howd u do that?

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u seemed very experienced in particular :naughty:

gaurav,

did u make her run away.?

 

tell me the secret howd u do that?

 

Yes, very experienced indeed.

 

No, no lol I don't make them run away, quite the opposite.

 

To get them to stop talking though, just act sleepy and act like you missed a few lines. Then say "no no i wanna listen to you baby" when she acts if you're sleepy. After 2 or 3 times, she'll make you say goodnight and sleep without getting pissed off.

 

Else, when she starts talking all romantic and you know the conversation is gonna go on for quite a while and you're not in the mood for it, just shoot off some really inappropriate jokes right at the most romantic moments and act really innocent like you never had a clue. Breaks the mood without getting you killed post-conversation.

 

Disclaimer: What with the variety of girlfriends out there, all advice is offered as is, without guarantee against public humiliation, castration, head-being-bitten-off, getting-kicked-in-the-'nads, refusal-of-'le sexy time' etc as a result of following said advice ;)

Edited by Gaurav - Solitaire
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Anyone who posts here before 2AM and after 7AM should really think twice. The only way being awake outside of those hours is a big deal is if you are 12. :doh:

 

is that a rule? hmmm...tricky one

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