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inflated friend ...
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Sure. Will give you guys a call next time I'm in lucknow.
And congo Nunni. You know why !
abey nunni ko tandoori khilayega, toh uske naye hole se sab baahar nikal jayega ...
waise itna mast chance mila tha tereko uski kidney nikaal ne ka ... kahan marr gaya tha ...
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NSFW: Man with Enormous c*ck
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so we beat Manu ...
dat smiley is a bit ironic ...
chelsea... time 2 buckle up n beat dem again next week ... so dat cup will probably be urs dis time ...
we cant win 4 sure, but dont let 'em win either ...
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ROADIES
these days, troll pics r considered funny... man, humor has gone cheap...
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GMR chodu company saala ... kya chu***ya team banake rakh di ...
home ground mein v jeet nahin sakte kaminey ...
DC ki curse ab DD pe ...
dono openers ke baad puri team chusne jaati hai pitch pe ...
/off 2 watch "Hot Tub Time Machine" ...
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that's what parker said
i said she is a money hungry wh*re ... mallaya mansion mein roz 3some or kingfisher models aa jaye toh orgy ...
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irfan saala coke peeke BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR karta hai field mein ... ksis kaam ka nahin ...
dono bhai IPL FAIL ...
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DD ke chindi bowlers ...
saale 230 defending mein 200 dete, toh ghanta 160 rok denge ...
puri team dono openers pe itni dependent ...
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kamino saalo ... ek joke ka itna mazaak banaya sabne milke, lekin ek rep dene ko nahin hota kisiko ...
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A 16 year old boy went to drop an unknown aunty to her home
Aunty: Beta, raat bahut ho gaiy hai, yahin so jao, 'Bittu' ke room mein
Boy: Nahin aunty, main guest room mein so jaunga
Next day a beautiful girl came with a cup of milk
Boy: Aap kaun?
Girl: Ji, main 'Bittu' aur aap?
Boy: Main, 'Ullu ka Pattha'..!!
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zodka TV pe "To be continued" wale ads kuch jyada hi dekhta , jo usko yahan apply karne ki FAIL kosish karta ...
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^^ that joke is as old as the internet itself.
OIC master YODA
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Letter To Dad
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you...
Thank's & Regard's
Your Daughter Rosie...
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image doesnt load for me
wats da point ... we all knw who's dat person in real ...
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WTF is dis ...
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^^ dis must be somewhere in India ...
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NSFW: Who said only PS3 owners can have fun
Watcha lookin at gran'pa
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