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Bihar driving license applikason phorom

DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

 

------------ --------- --------- ----

 

 

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

 

He will give you the licen.

 

 

 

For instruktions, see bottom applikason.

 

************ *

 

 

 

1. Last name:

 

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

 

(Check karet box)

 

************ *

 

 

2. First name:

 

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

 

(Check karet box)

 

************ *

 

 

3. Age:

 

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

 

(Check karet box)

 

************ *

 

 

4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)

 

************ *

 

 

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

 

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6.Occupason:

 

(_) Dacoit (_) Rapeist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_)

 

Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

 

(Check karet box)

 

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7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

 

************ *

 

 

8. Read #7 agan & anser here: ___

 

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9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __

 

************ *

 

 

10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (don't leave blank)

 

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11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 ............ .. (Circle highest grade completed)

 

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12. Dental rekard:

 

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish- ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other

-__________ Give egjhakt color

 

(Check karet box)

 

************ *

 

 

14. Ice seight:

 

 

(_) One Ice(2x1) (_) Two Ice(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blind (_)

Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6

 

 

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15.Your thumb imparesson :

 

 

 

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy

thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)

 

 

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PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

 

 

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you don't have lepht hand, use

your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on

lepht hand.

 

 

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

 

 

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

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