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Girl : hipnotize karna kya hota he?

 

Boy: kisi ko apne bas me karke usse apni marzi ke saare kaam krwana.

 

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chal jhoothe, usko to boyfriend banana kehte he . :D

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Some double meaning hindi jokes so putting it under spoiler.

 

 

 

 

A girl broke her umbrella. She went to repair shop.

 

Man: upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur neechay danda dalna parayga,

 

Girl: jo marzi karo, bus pani ander na jaye..

 

 

 

Lady Teacher: Bolo Baccho..

 

I For Inkpot..

 

J For Jug..

 

K For Kite..

 

L For L**d....

 

Ohh Sorry.. Gulti Se Mooh Se Nikal Gaya..

 

 

Student: Mam Sorry Ki Kiya Baat Hain..

 

Waapis Mooh Mein Le Lo..!

 

 

 

TEACHER : "Aisi kaun si cheej hai, jise tum roj dekh sakte ho par chhu nahin Sakte..?"

 

Student : "Rahne do Madam Aap naraj ho jayengi...

 

 

 

 

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?

Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?

Boy: Kya matlab?

Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?

Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?

Girl: Matlab?

Boy: Prasad.

 

 

Girl : LOVE kaise karte hain ? Boy : "L" ko pakadkar, "0" ko dabakar, "V" mein daalkar, Jab "E"... ki aawaz aaye. Tab Samjho LOVE ho gaya..!

 

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Some double meaning hindi jokes so putting it under spoiler.

 

 

 

 

A girl broke her umbrella. She went to repair shop.

 

Man: upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur neechay danda dalna parayga,

 

Girl: jo marzi karo, bus pani ander na jaye..

 

 

 

Lady Teacher: Bolo Baccho..

 

I For Inkpot..

 

J For Jug..

 

K For Kite..

 

L For L**d....

 

Ohh Sorry.. Gulti Se Mooh Se Nikal Gaya..

 

 

Student: Mam Sorry Ki Kiya Baat Hain..

 

Waapis Mooh Mein Le Lo..!

 

 

 

TEACHER : "Aisi kaun si cheej hai, jise tum roj dekh sakte ho par chhu nahin Sakte..?"

 

Student : "Rahne do Madam Aap naraj ho jayengi...

 

 

 

 

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?

Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?

Boy: Kya matlab?

Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?

Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?

Girl: Matlab?

Boy: Prasad.

 

 

Girl : LOVE kaise karte hain ? Boy : "L" ko pakadkar, "0" ko dabakar, "V" mein daalkar, Jab "E"... ki aawaz aaye. Tab Samjho LOVE ho gaya..!

 

 

:rofl: Lekin muje ek samaj nahi aaya! woo kya hein? jo har roj dekh sakh the lekin chu nahi saktha :naughty:

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must be taken down by youtube and he was banned for a week because that guy actually filed a complaint and it even came on new channel :lol:

 

:rofl: Lekin muje ek samaj nahi aaya! woo kya hein? jo har roj dekh sakh the lekin chu nahi saktha :naughty:

dem funbags :naughty:

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