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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table

says - What a s**t ?

"I read the whole book, too many character, no story

at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone

Directory....

 

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.

Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

 

A sardarji photographer is focusing

a dead bodys face in a funeral function,

suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.

why? He said SMILE PLEASE

 

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

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WAKEEL: Me lord, Qanoon ki kitaab k safa

numbr 15 k mutabiq mere mowakkil ko baizzat bari kiya jaye.

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JUDGE: "Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaye" (Kitaab pesh ki gayi) Judge ne safa numbr 15 khola to usmein '1000' K '10' note thy.

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JUDGE: "is tarha ke 2 saboot or pesh kye jayen" :O :-p

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After a terrible fight... Wife: I just want to hear 1 last word from your mouth,

& after that I'll permanently go to my mother's house.

 

 

Husband: Maachhuda

 

 

Darr Matlab ?

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4 Dost 1 Bathroom me naha

rahe the,...

Achanak Saabun niche gir gaya...

>Kisi ne JHUK kar uthaya nahi.

ise kehte hai Darrr.. biggrin.gif

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