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Nakaam Aashiq ki shayari:

 

Yu humko satane ki zarurat kya thi?

Gand meri jalane ki zarurat kya thi?

 

Jo nahi tha Ishq to keh dia hota,

Apni Maa Chudane ki zarurat kya thi?

 

Maloom tha agar ye khwab toot jayega,

Neend me aakar Chudwane ki zarurat kya thi?

 

Maan lu agar ye ektarfa Mohabbat thi,

Maa ki Lodi,Mujhe Dekh k Muskurane ki zarurat kya thi!!!....

 

 

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Kehte hai shaadi ki gaanth to aasman mein hi bandh jaati hai,

 

Insaan to sirf petikot, salwaar, bra ki gaanthe kholne ke liye hi zameen par bheja jaataa hai!

 

 

 

Dabaao na aur jorse,

Esa karo mera blouse nikaldo meri saree bhi,

Ab dabao,

Thoda jorse,

Tumhara pant bhi nikaldo,

Dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh!

 

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1 dada or dadi ne

jawani k dino ko yaad karne ka faisla kiya....

 

Agle din dada phool le kr wahi pahuche

jaha wo jawani me mila karte the...

 

waha khade-khade dada k pairo me dardho gaya

lekin dadi nahi aayi....

 

Ghar ja kar dada gusse se:

"Aayi kyo nhi ?"

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Daadi sharmate huye:

"Mummy ne nahi aane diya".. :P

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