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Lady: Do you smoke?

Man: Yes

Lady: How many packs a day?

Man: 3 packs

Lady: How much per pack

Man: Rs. 100.00

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 pack cost Rs. 100.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at Rs. 9000. In one year, it would be Rs. 1,09,500 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend Rs. 1,09,500 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at Rs. 16,42,500 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

 

Man: Do you smoke?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your f**king Ferrari then?

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What is Vicious Circle???

The boss calls his secretary & says:

"Get ready for the weekend, We are

going on a business trip."

The secretary calls husband & says:"Me & my boss are going on a business trip for 2 days so take care of yourself"

The husband calls his mistress & says:"My wife is going on a

business trip come home we can

have fun"

The mistress calls the boy to whom she gives tuition: "No

tuition this weekend."

The boy calls his grand father:

"Grandpa at last we can spend this

weekend together."

Grandpa (The boss) calls his secretary& says: "Business trip is

canceled. I'm going to spend weekend with

my grandson"

The secretary calls husband: "I won't be going"

The husband calls his mistress: "I am sorry My wife is not going"

The mistress calls boy: "You have tuition"

Boy calls his grandpa & says: "Sorry grandpa I've classes"

The grandpa calls secretary &.... :D:P

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