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3 ladies delivered in the same Maternity Ward,

One Pakistani, one Indian and one African.

 

Nurse to Pakistani-

Beta hua hai, lulli 3 inch ki hai!

 

Nurse to Indian-

Beta hua hai, lulli 4 inch ki hai!!

 

Nurse to Negro-

LUND hua hai,

Beta 5 inch ka hai!!!😝😝😀😀😬

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Ek Lady POPAT kharidne Gayi

 

Dukndr ne 1 tota dikhaya. Lady- kya khasiyat he?

 

Dukndr-ye bolta hai.

 

Lady ne pucha- Mai kesi Lagti hu

 

Tota- Randi lagti ho

 

Lady- ye to Badtamiz Tota Hai.

 

Washim Bhai Use Under Le Gaye Aur Pani Me Duba Ke Puchha. Bol Ab Gali Dega ?

 

Tota- Nahi Kabhi Nahi Dung. wo use Bahar Laye Aur

 

Lady Se Kaha Ab Puchhiye Gali Nahi Dega

 

Lady -Agar Mere Ghar Pe 1Aadmi Aaye To Tum Kya Sochoge

 

Tota- Aapka Pati Hai.

 

Lady- Agar 2 ?

 

Tota -Aap Ka Pati Aur Devar

 

Lady- Agar 3 ?

 

Tota- Pati,Devar & Bhai

 

Lady- Agar 4 ?

 

Tota- Washimbhai Pani Le Aao Maine To Pahele Hi Kaha Tha

 

" Madarchod Randi Hai"

 

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3 ladies delivered in the same Maternity Ward,

One Pakistani, one Indian and one African.

 

Nurse to Pakistani-

Beta hua hai, lulli 3 inch ki hai!

 

Nurse to Indian-

Beta hua hai, lulli 4 inch ki hai!!

 

Nurse to Negro-

LUND hua hai,

Beta 5 inch ka hai!!!

 

 

:rofl: :Rofl:

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