DishuBOSS Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Toofaani baarish main aadhi raat ko ek aadmi Manesar (Gurgaon) waale McDonalds par pahuncha !!! Order lene ke baad attendant ne poocha, "Sir aap married ho??" Aadmi ne apne geele kapde badan se alag karte huey kaha, "KUTTEY ! Aisi baarish main konsi maa apne bete ko burger lene bhejegi ??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted January 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 (edited) Call girl ne Arz kiya. Dheere- Dheere karo Sanam, Mandi ka Zamana he, Is Chhoti Si JAGAH Se, Zindgi Bhar Kamana hai... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher ne apne Blouse me Laga gulab bata k Puchha Ise Poshan kaha se Milta hai? Studt~Dudh se. Tchr~Nahi,Panise. Stu~Hume kya Pata Dali Kaha Tak Gayi Hai? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli: Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya, 'COKE' 'PEPSI' Sab Bakwas "MARD Ki LASSI" Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suhagrat me puri koshish k bawjud Lund ghusa nahi Pati:Tuje pehle kisine nahi KIYA? Patni:Teri Bhn ki idiot, bhosdike Jisne b KIYA Meri chaddi utaar k KIYA. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sex k dauran amir Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise? Premi emotional hote hue: Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi khilona nhi tha.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve: Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai PATNI (sharmate huye) : Pata nahi ji, Jitne Muh, Utni Baatein"... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Minister to Sexy wife-Sach batao tumne kitni baar humse Bewafai ki? Wife: 3 baar par apke hi liye. Minister: kab & kyo? WIFE: Jab Apka Heart Operation hua to Doctor k saath, Fir jab Aap jail me the tab judge k saath, MINisteR- Teesri baar? WIFE: Jab Apko Sarkar banani thi Aur Apke paas 78 MLA kam the. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A boy comes to his class with broken specs. Teacher-Wat happened? Boy-I was kissng my girlfriend. Teacher-But how ur specs broke? Boy-She closed legs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suhaagraat ko pati: 'Jaanu chand pe chalogi ya sitaaron pe.' Patni (Pant ka buton kholte huye): 'Yeh toh rocket dekh kar hi pata chalega ke yeh kahaan tak jaa paayega..' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All men feel that women are a pain in the a*s. But just think about it, the world without women would also be a pain in the a*s, if you know what I mean. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Salma : (Suhagrat ke baad) Mujhe Talak Dede ! Akram : Kyun ? Salma : Jitna tumhara saman hai, usse badi toh Bashir bhai ki Zuban hai.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- According to a research of william sexfear, The only time A man taking care of a girl's hair is while she is giving him A Blow Job...!!: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband asks his angry wife for sex. Wife: 'f**k off, I don't want to see your FACE....- Angry hubby: 'Neither do I. Lets do it DOGGY style....' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mallika Sherawat - I love 'bananas', and you? Rakhi Sawant - I love "KARELA" Mallika - but why? Rakhi - Oh "Jeejas", b'coz its D.O.T.T.E.D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Misri Se Mithe Hain Tere Bol.. Koi Kaise Lagaye Tera Mol.. Hire Se Jayada Ho Tum Anmol.. Saali.. Itni Taarif Kar Di.. Ab Toh Apni Gaand Khol..! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bhenchod middle class bhi kya life hai pant khareedo to shoes fat jaate hai, shoes khareedo to shirt fat jaati hai sab 1 saath khareedo to gaand fat jaati hai. Edited January 30, 2013 by Chaztin 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameAnalyzer Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 OMG :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Men are so decent that even when a woman wears a Bikini where 90% of a her body is exposed, they look only at the covered 10%...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Hellsboy_ Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Oh dear... Hadh hi kardi Chaz nai toh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piper Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Chaz bc, good wali hadd kar ditti yaar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choron ka raja Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 tell me again, why those "aap chutiye hai" jokes were removed?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 tell me again, why those "aap chutiye hai" jokes were removed?? Because the_rock reported it as he din't find it in good taste. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choron ka raja Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Because the_rock reported it as he din't find it in good taste. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD I think I was too subtle. It was a rhetorical question, after looking at Chaztin's post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 I think I was too subtle. It was a rhetorical question, after looking at Chaztin's post. Then you shouldn't have used the question marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Call girl ne Arz kiya. Dheere- Dheere karo Sanam, Mandi ka Zamana he, Is Chhoti Si JAGAH Se, Zindgi Bhar Kamana hai... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher ne apne Blouse me Laga gulab bata k Puchha Ise Poshan kaha se Milta hai? Studt~Dudh se. Tchr~Nahi,Panise. Stu~Hume kya Pata Dali Kaha Tak Gayi Hai? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli: Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya, 'COKE' 'PEPSI' Sab Bakwas "MARD Ki LASSI" Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suhagrat me puri koshish k bawjud Lund ghusa nahi Pati:Tuje pehle kisine nahi KIYA? Patni:Teri Bhn ki idiot, bhosdike Jisne b KIYA Meri chaddi utaar k KIYA. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sex k dauran amir Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise? Premi emotional hote hue: Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi khilona nhi tha.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve: Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai PATNI (sharmate huye) : Pata nahi ji, Jitne Muh, Utni Baatein"... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Minister to Sexy wife-Sach batao tumne kitni baar humse Bewafai ki? Wife: 3 baar par apke hi liye. Minister: kab & kyo? WIFE: Jab Apka Heart Operation hua to Doctor k saath, Fir jab Aap jail me the tab judge k saath, MINisteR- Teesri baar? WIFE: Jab Apko Sarkar banani thi Aur Apke paas 78 MLA kam the. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A boy comes to his class with broken specs. Teacher-Wat happened? Boy-I was kissng my girlfriend. Teacher-But how ur specs broke? Boy-She closed legs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suhaagraat ko pati: 'Jaanu chand pe chalogi ya sitaaron pe.' Patni (Pant ka buton kholte huye): 'Yeh toh rocket dekh kar hi pata chalega ke yeh kahaan tak jaa paayega..' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All men feel that women are a pain in the a*s. But just think about it, the world without women would also be a pain in the a*s, if you know what I mean. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Salma : (Suhagrat ke baad) Mujhe Talak Dede ! Akram : Kyun ? Salma : Jitna tumhara saman hai, usse badi toh Bashir bhai ki Zuban hai.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- According to a research of william sexfear, The only time A man taking care of a girl's hair is while she is giving him A Blow Job...!!: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband asks his angry wife for sex. Wife: 'f**k off, I don't want to see your FACE....- Angry hubby: 'Neither do I. Lets do it DOGGY style....' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mallika Sherawat - I love 'bananas', and you? Rakhi Sawant - I love "KARELA" Mallika - but why? Rakhi - Oh "Jeejas", b'coz its D.O.T.T.E.D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Misri Se Mithe Hain Tere Bol.. Koi Kaise Lagaye Tera Mol.. Hire Se Jayada Ho Tum Anmol.. Saali.. Itni Taarif Kar Di.. Ab Toh Apni Gaand Khol..! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bhenchod middle class bhi kya life hai pant khareedo to shoes fat jaate hai, shoes khareedo to shirt fat jaati hai sab 1 saath khareedo to gaand fat jaati hai. BC kaan laal hogaye padhte padhte !!! HADH HOTI HAI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 (edited) If Madhubala was replaced with sunny leone in the film Mughal-e-Azam..... What would it be....?? "Muh-me-le-Azam..." ############ Sunny leone has had one of the most successful career transformations....From D:/New folder/study ma terial/java/tutorials to E:/Hindi movies Edited February 1, 2013 by AtheK 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insane_killer06 Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 If Madhubala was replaced with sunny leone in the film Mughal-e-Azam..... What would it be....?? "Muh-me-le-Azam..." ############ Sunny leone has had one of the most successful career transformations....From D:/New folder/study ma terial/java/tutorials to E:/Hindi movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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