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Toofaani baarish main aadhi raat ko ek aadmi Manesar (Gurgaon) waale McDonalds par pahuncha !!!

Order lene ke baad attendant ne poocha, "Sir aap married ho??"

Aadmi ne apne geele kapde badan se alag karte huey kaha, "KUTTEY ! Aisi baarish main konsi maa apne bete ko burger lene bhejegi ??"

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Call girl ne Arz kiya.

Dheere- Dheere karo Sanam,

Mandi ka Zamana he, Is Chhoti Si JAGAH Se,

Zindgi Bhar Kamana hai...

 

 

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Teacher ne apne Blouse me Laga gulab bata k Puchha

Ise Poshan kaha se Milta hai?

Studt~Dudh se.

Tchr~Nahi,Panise.

Stu~Hume kya Pata Dali Kaha Tak Gayi Hai?

 

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Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli:

Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya,

'COKE' 'PEPSI' Sab Bakwas

"MARD Ki LASSI" Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas.

 

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Suhagrat me puri koshish k bawjud Lund ghusa nahi

Pati:Tuje pehle kisine nahi KIYA?

Patni:Teri Bhn ki idiot,

bhosdike Jisne b KIYA

Meri chaddi utaar k KIYA.

 

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Sex k dauran amir Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise?

Premi emotional hote hue: Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi

khilona nhi tha....

 

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PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve: Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai

PATNI (sharmate huye) : Pata nahi ji, Jitne Muh, Utni Baatein"...

 

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Minister to Sexy wife-Sach batao tumne kitni baar humse Bewafai ki?

Wife: 3 baar par apke hi liye.

Minister: kab & kyo?

WIFE: Jab Apka Heart Operation hua to Doctor k saath,

Fir jab Aap jail me the tab judge k saath,

MINisteR- Teesri baar?

WIFE: Jab Apko Sarkar banani thi Aur Apke paas 78 MLA kam the.

 

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A boy comes to his class with broken specs.

Teacher-Wat happened?

Boy-I was kissng my girlfriend.

Teacher-But how ur specs broke?

Boy-She closed legs!

 

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Suhaagraat ko pati: 'Jaanu chand pe chalogi ya sitaaron pe.'

Patni (Pant ka buton kholte huye): 'Yeh toh rocket dekh kar hi pata chalega ke yeh kahaan tak jaa paayega..'

 

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All men feel that women are a pain in the a*s. But just think about it, the world without women would also be a pain in the a*s, if you know what I mean.

 

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Salma : (Suhagrat ke baad) Mujhe Talak Dede !

Akram : Kyun ?

Salma : Jitna tumhara saman hai, usse badi toh Bashir bhai ki Zuban hai..

 

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According to a research of william sexfear,

The only time A man taking care of a girl's hair is while she is giving him

A Blow Job...!!:

 

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Husband asks his angry wife for sex.

Wife: 'f**k off, I don't want to see your FACE....-

Angry hubby: 'Neither do I. Lets do it DOGGY style....'

 

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Mallika Sherawat - I love 'bananas', and you?

Rakhi Sawant - I love "KARELA"

Mallika - but why?

Rakhi - Oh "Jeejas", b'coz its D.O.T.T.E.D

 

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Misri Se Mithe Hain Tere Bol..

Koi Kaise Lagaye Tera Mol..

Hire Se Jayada Ho Tum Anmol..

Saali.. Itni Taarif Kar Di.. Ab Toh Apni Gaand Khol..!

 

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Bhenchod middle class bhi kya life hai

pant khareedo to shoes fat jaate hai,

shoes khareedo to shirt fat jaati hai

sab 1 saath khareedo to gaand fat jaati hai.

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Call girl ne Arz kiya.

Dheere- Dheere karo Sanam,

Mandi ka Zamana he, Is Chhoti Si JAGAH Se,

Zindgi Bhar Kamana hai...

 

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

 

Teacher ne apne Blouse me Laga gulab bata k Puchha

Ise Poshan kaha se Milta hai?

Studt~Dudh se.

Tchr~Nahi,Panise.

Stu~Hume kya Pata Dali Kaha Tak Gayi Hai?

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli:

Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya,

'COKE' 'PEPSI' Sab Bakwas

"MARD Ki LASSI" Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas.

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Suhagrat me puri koshish k bawjud Lund ghusa nahi

Pati:Tuje pehle kisine nahi KIYA?

Patni:Teri Bhn ki idiot,

bhosdike Jisne b KIYA

Meri chaddi utaar k KIYA.

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Sex k dauran amir Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise?

Premi emotional hote hue: Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi

khilona nhi tha....

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve: Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai

PATNI (sharmate huye) : Pata nahi ji, Jitne Muh, Utni Baatein"...

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Minister to Sexy wife-Sach batao tumne kitni baar humse Bewafai ki?

Wife: 3 baar par apke hi liye.

Minister: kab & kyo?

WIFE: Jab Apka Heart Operation hua to Doctor k saath,

Fir jab Aap jail me the tab judge k saath,

MINisteR- Teesri baar?

WIFE: Jab Apko Sarkar banani thi Aur Apke paas 78 MLA kam the.

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

A boy comes to his class with broken specs.

Teacher-Wat happened?

Boy-I was kissng my girlfriend.

Teacher-But how ur specs broke?

Boy-She closed legs!

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Suhaagraat ko pati: 'Jaanu chand pe chalogi ya sitaaron pe.'

Patni (Pant ka buton kholte huye): 'Yeh toh rocket dekh kar hi pata chalega ke yeh kahaan tak jaa paayega..'

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

All men feel that women are a pain in the a*s. But just think about it, the world without women would also be a pain in the a*s, if you know what I mean.

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Salma : (Suhagrat ke baad) Mujhe Talak Dede !

Akram : Kyun ?

Salma : Jitna tumhara saman hai, usse badi toh Bashir bhai ki Zuban hai..

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

According to a research of william sexfear,

The only time A man taking care of a girl's hair is while she is giving him

A Blow Job...!!:

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Husband asks his angry wife for sex.

Wife: 'f**k off, I don't want to see your FACE....-

Angry hubby: 'Neither do I. Lets do it DOGGY style....'

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Mallika Sherawat - I love 'bananas', and you?

Rakhi Sawant - I love "KARELA"

Mallika - but why?

Rakhi - Oh "Jeejas", b'coz its D.O.T.T.E.D

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Misri Se Mithe Hain Tere Bol..

Koi Kaise Lagaye Tera Mol..

Hire Se Jayada Ho Tum Anmol..

Saali.. Itni Taarif Kar Di.. Ab Toh Apni Gaand Khol..!

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Bhenchod middle class bhi kya life hai

pant khareedo to shoes fat jaate hai,

shoes khareedo to shirt fat jaati hai

sab 1 saath khareedo to gaand fat jaati hai.

 

BC kaan laal hogaye padhte padhte !!! HADH HOTI HAI :D

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If Madhubala was replaced with sunny leone in the film Mughal-e-Azam..... What would it be....??

 

 

 

"Muh-me-le-Azam..."

############

 

Sunny leone has had one of the most successful career transformations....From D:/New folder/study ma terial/java/tutorials to E:/Hindi movies 

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If Madhubala was replaced with sunny leone in the film Mughal-e-Azam..... What would it be....??

 

 

 

"Muh-me-le-Azam..."

############

 

Sunny leone has had one of the most successful career transformations....From D:/New folder/study ma terial/java/tutorials to E:/Hindi movies 

:rofl:

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