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God: What do u want?

 

Boy: A very beautiful girl

 

God: If u r Muslim, I'll give you Katrina

If u r Hindu, I'll give u Kareena

If u r Sikh, I'll give u Anushka and

if u r Christian, I'll gv u Genelia

What's ur name?

 

Boy: Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes

 

God to his angel: "Mayawati" de sale ko, bahut oversmart ban raha hai:=))

 

 

 

 

The honeymoon prank

 

 

The wedding date was set and the groom's 3 friends, who were a

Carpenter, an Electrician and a Dentist were deciding what pranks to

play on the couple on their wedding night.

 

The carpenter

figured sawing the slats of their bed would be fun. The electrician

decided to wire the bed with current, of course.

 

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but promised it would be memorable.

 

The wedding went as planned and a few days later, each of the Grooms buddies received the following note:

 

Dear Friends,

 

We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed.

 

The electric shock was only a minor setback.

 

But I swear by God Almighty, I'm going to kill whoever put Local Anesthesia in the Condom =)) :P

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God: What do u want?

 

Boy: A very beautiful girl

 

God: If u r Muslim, I'll give you Katrina

If u r Hindu, I'll give u Kareena

If u r Sikh, I'll give u Anushka and

if u r Christian, I'll gv u Genelia

What's ur name?

 

Boy: Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes

 

God to his angel: "Mayawati" de sale ko, bahut oversmart ban raha hai:=))

 

 

There was a dude in my college batch named "Sameer Ahmed Martin". He would have been so lucky, if that genie popped up in front of him.

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