Right Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 ^ never gets old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Santa joined a priest in a church as his assistant. One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, He called Santa D'Costa (his new assistant) and asked him to cover for him. Santa told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to stay with him for a little while and learn what to do. Santa joined the priest and then followed him into the confessional. A few minutes later a woman came in and said: "Father, forgive me for I have sinned" Priest: "What did you do?" Woman: " I committed adultery" Priest: "How many times?" Woman: "Three times" Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more" A few minutes later a man entered the confessional. He said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned" Priest: "What did you do?" Man: "I committed adultery" Priest: "How many times?" Man: "Three times" Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more" Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and the priest could leave. Santa D'costa was now alone. A few minutes later another woman entered and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned" Santa: "What did you do?" Woman: "I committed adultery" Santa: "How many times?" Woman: "Once" Santa: "Go do it two more times, we have a special offer this week, three times for $ 5.00" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitaire Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take my a*s to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 EPIC! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shantz Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/OwU3v.jpg WTF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Holy..............sh*t? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(A)Kira Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I hope I will never have to go through that sh*t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven Angel Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude .. ha ha .. great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Flash Of The Leaf Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightTroller Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) Flipkart Epic fail ... read the description of the game As if discontinuing the game on FK wasnt good enough EDIT: Link to FK product page --> http://www.flipkart.com/oni-game/p/itmczbrmfpbqjza3 Edited October 2, 2012 by xbx360patron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Oni was a class game man. Played it on PC back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg man Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Oni was a class game man. Played it on PC back in the day. Read the description Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixeljunkie Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 dafaq? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/4563750/Its-Billiam-as-Simon-Cowell-and-rapper-Will-join-forces-to-find-the-new-Bill-Gates.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightTroller Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Oni was a class game man. Played it on PC back in the day. I know man and was looking forward to enjoy that on PS2 ... tried FK and found GOW description on product page and the discontinued message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chaztin Posted October 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 @sagar, epic ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rosh Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 ^^ last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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