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Snake :fear: I thought there is some news about this game. And why did you bring this crappy game in portal thread. Don't insult portal please

 

 

U do know this is a ban-able offense right

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Apparently the cake isn’t the only thing that’s a lie (us gamers, huh?)—Valve, rather, Aperture Science announced on twitpic yesterday that the Portal 2 event at E3’s Regal Theater has been cancelled. However, Valve promises a surprise replacement event and confirms Portal 2 will still be screened at Valve’s E3 booth.

 

Portal 2, set for release this holiday season, features two campaigns, one in a co-op mode with two new playable characters, and the return of GLaDOS herself. The game will also be longer than the first and will sell for full retail price.

 

Valve has a relatively small, yet entirely impressive, publishing résumé and is never short on surprises. This is probably because the Valve staff sit around and talk about how awesome they are for half of the day, and then about how awesome their hats are for the second half, and actual work tends to sneak up on them. Whatever the reason, the E3 surprise should be a good one. What do you think is the most likely culprit? A new game? A different sequel announcement and demo? Use those skills Aperture Science taught you and figure this thing out right here!

http://www.gametrailers.com/news/portal-2-...t-replaced/2136

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Portal 2 Delayed

 

VALVE ANNOUNCES MAKING GAMES IS HARD

 

June 9, 2010 -- Aperture Science, doing business as Aperture Laboratories LLC, in partnership with Valve today announced the successful completion of an ethics-review-panel-supervised release date restructuring process. Portal 2, the sequel to the ground-breaking title that earned over 30 Game of the Year awards despite missing its original ship date, is now targeted for a 2011 release.

 

Representatives from both companies acknowledged that public safety concerns factored into the decision. They went on to say that even though Portal 2 will arrive slightly later than planned, all life on earth won't instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time.

 

"Also, the game will be even better," they added, missing an historic opportunity to create the first product delay press release to mention that a product is being delayed to make it worse.

 

To ask questions about how close we all came to dying, or to ask futile questions about the previously announced E3 ***PORTAL-2-THEMED-FOR-GOD'S SAKE*** surprise or, less futilely, to schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve's delegate to the EU's Valve Time Studies Group, Doug Lombardi.

 

not seeing the funny in this one :wOOtjumpy:

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Well, I found this funny

"Also, the game will be even better," they added, missing an historic opportunity to create the first product delay press release to mention that a product is being delayed to make it worse.

:panic:

 

 

 

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I think the joke is on the people who thought Valve could releasing something on schedule. :thumbsup:

 

valve have been decent with release schedules in the recent past. the orange box, l4d and l4d2 shipped out on time. if they've had delays (like the passing for l4d2) it wasn't in the realm of stupidity in terms of how long it was. this is the first time in a long time that they have had an announced release pushed back for a (seemingly) significant period of time.

 

either way, a delay of a valve or blizzard release is always bad news for a pc gamer :D

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