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Sackboy Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I heard a new song on the radio It's called Lemon Jelly - Pushy It's pretty good actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Right Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Couldnt stop laughing at "that's not a car, that's just pornography"... was wut kind of fapworthy car is that damn! That's a famous quip by Jeremy Clarkson about an Aston Martin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choron ka raja Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) I heard a new song on the radio It's called Lemon Jelly - Pushy It's pretty good actually Lyrics! I don't like people much I get on better with animals You don't like people much? Well I like people but I don't get on with them very well Not a lot of people Why is this? I don't know really I just, people don't take to me I get on much better with animals and things that like, you know What's happened when you've tried to get on people? I don't know, I get on with them in school and that, but I just haven't got a knack of being friendly really, you know? I'm quiet, and I haven't got any push in me. Noisy people seem to get on, you know? ? Like at school you get noisy people play up and that, And they always seem to get on better and, er, I don't know, I just Do you think you have to have push in this world? Yes I do. I think its hard luck on anybody who's, you know, quiet or can't get on really, you have to be fairly you know, have a lot of push and, cheek about you. But its also sometimes said that the people who work quietly, behind the scenes, are the, are the most important people. They really get the work done, not the noisey ones. Yes that's true. Do you think that's true? Yes. Ooooh Edited June 24, 2011 by Choron ka raja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choron ka raja Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Pushy, is like famous now, you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 That's a famous quip by Jeremy Clarkson about an Aston Martin. It was an Alfa Romeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big Boss Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 LOL the black-green rider got so pissed. +1 rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Django_3101 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco ------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA --------------------------------------------------------------- 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg ----------------------------------------------- 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. ' Which one ?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch...The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hopedI wouldn't see... Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one. Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA ------------------------------------------------------------------ 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?' After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .. ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.' Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson - Corvallis, OR ------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking upon a man, I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?' ' It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. .. . Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.' Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI ------------------------------------------------------------------ 7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . .. had to mow the lawn.' Submitted by RN no name ------------------------------------- AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ONE MORE -- Baby's First Doctor Visit This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied.. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came.' 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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abhi90 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 well thanks...here are two more Cheap shot is cheap, and a shot, You will pay for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Cheap shot is cheap, and a shot, You will pay for this. hehehe get in line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Jango that was just hilarious +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pushy Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I heard a new song on the radio It's called Lemon Jelly - Pushy It's pretty good actually Lyrics! I don't like people much I get on better with animals You don't like people much? Well I like people but I don't get on with them very well Not a lot of people Why is this? I don't know really I just, people don't take to me I get on much better with animals and things that like, you know What's happened when you've tried to get on people? I don't know, I get on with them in school and that, but I just haven't got a knack of being friendly really, you know? I'm quiet, and I haven't got any push in me. Noisy people seem to get on, you know? ? Like at school you get noisy people play up and that, And they always seem to get on better and, er, I don't know, I just Do you think you have to have push in this world? Yes I do. I think its hard luck on anybody who's, you know, quiet or can't get on really, you have to be fairly you know, have a lot of push and, cheek about you. But its also sometimes said that the people who work quietly, behind the scenes, are the, are the most important people. They really get the work done, not the noisey ones. Yes that's true. Do you think that's true? Yes. Ooooh WTFISDISHEET! :O hehehe get in line ab tak chappan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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