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^It is asking to find the probability of getting at least one "1" when you throw two dice simultaneously. Since there are 36 ordered pairs of elements from {1,2,3,4,5,6}, and 11 of them have a 1, so the answer is (d) 11/36. Nothing funny here. 1 is written as ace in many places.

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^It is asking to find the probability of getting at least one "1" when you throw two dice simultaneously. Since there are 36 ordered pairs of elements from {1,2,3,4,5,6}, and 11 of them have a 1, so the answer is (d) 11/36. Nothing funny here. 1 is written as ace in many places.

 

 

r u one of those people who shouldn't drink and derive?? :P

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^It is asking to find the probability of getting at least one "1" when you throw two dice simultaneously. Since there are 36 ordered pairs of elements from {1,2,3,4,5,6}, and 11 of them have a 1, so the answer is (d) 11/36. Nothing funny here. 1 is written as ace in many places.

 

Arey I know re... I saw the word "ace" with dice for the first time that's why found it so funny(I need to get out more often) .. Btw I did as 1 - the probability of getting no one's and got D... Most of the times the easier way in "atleast" type of sums.

 

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A man doing market research for Vaseline contacted a young mother of three and asked ' Have you ever used our product?'

 

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

 

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

 

'We use it for sex.'

 

The researcher was a little surprised; 'Usually people lie say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, we know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'

 

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all... We put it on the door knob to keep the kids out.'

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Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra Ki Ek Goli Toffee Mein Daal Ke Deta Hai

 

Aur Kehta Hai: Daddy Sone Se Pehle Kha Lena

 

Baap Kehta Hai: Beta Isse Kya Hoga?

 

Ladka Bolta Hai: Daddy Agar Toffee Achi Lage To Mere Takiye Ke Neeche Chup Chap 100 Rupye Rakh Dena

 

Agle Din Ladka Apne Takiye Ke Neeche Dekhta Hai To Use 1100 Rupye Milte Hai

 

Aur Daddy Ke Paas Ja Ke Kehta Hai: Daddy Meine To Sirf 100 Rupye Rakhne Ko Kaha Tha

 

Baap Kehta Hai: Beta Meine To 100 Hi Rakhe The 1000 Teri Maa Ki Taraf Se Hain

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