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For all those who don't know about "Punjabi's"

 

Syaapa - A one word definition of any disaster

 

Tastiest meal on earth - Langar 

 

The one thing that brings a smile on every Punjabis face -

Rajma Chawal ;)

 

Our Natural response to any question is 'Avien'

 

Punjabi Fitness mantra - Eat before you can think.

 

The only language where the word 'wh*re' isn't offensive.:)

wh*re kiddan?

 

Being 'loud' is our birth right, and we shall have it!

 

Its never 'Haaan', its always 'hanji'!

 

You know you are a punjabi when your grandmom thinks

you are 'kamjor' even when you are over weight.

 

You know its gonna be a fun conversation when your uncle

starts off with ..

Penchod pata tainu ki hoya??!!

 

Any conversation between two Punjabis for more than 15

minutes can only be about food!

 

There's always that one uncle who will dance with a glass

on his head after a few pegs at every party!

 

You can take a Punjabi out of Punjab, But you cant take

Punjab out of a Punjabi! 

 

We have solutions to all your problems , Just bring them with a botal !!

 

Our families are so loud when they're happy , people think

we're fighting!

 

Angrezaan kol hulk te saade kol Dharmendra and Sunny Paaji!

 

The 5 P's of Punjabiness- Parantha, Pencho, Paisa, Peg and Party.

 

We specialize in the art of earning 1 Rs and spending Rs 1.5 !

 

Step one to date a Punjabi : Love Food!

Jeet, Preet,Meet, Leen, Jyot, Inder are just one part of our names.

 

If theres a fight , there is a Punjabi involved!

 

Punjabi kids get the shock of their lives in their first history

lesson when they realize that BC actually means Before Christ !

 

Our Biggest Tensions- When to eat ? What to eat ? With

whom to eat?

 

To err is Human...To Burrrrraaaah is PUNJABI !

 

If you talk about food more than business in office , then

you are definitely a Punjabi.

 

'Kal se dieting shuru '- things we say everyday!

 

Punjabi after 6 pegs- 'Doosra hai yaar' ! :P *beer*

 

Proud to Be Punjabi (y) 

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Oye, Jaggu Paaji Sahi bola, Lekin aaptho paaji, makkan (butter or desi ghee) bhulgaya. Makkan kein bina panjabi nahi rahi saktha paaji! Har cheej mein makkan jarur hona! ;)

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OMG ..... Poor guy but can't stop laughing at how stupid that was :lol::rofl:

 

 


 

How I Got Scammed of 7000 Rs on Valentines Day !!!!


cannot even comprehend what an idiot i acted like today , one bitch conned me out of 7000 rupees .
had a breakup and thought of trying these online dating sites .
so i met this girl on a online dating site , we chatted a bit . i had given her my number . today she called me that she want to **** me as shes getting married and leaving india tonight so before going she wants to do it . met her in saket mall and though the pic she had online was different she still was very hot and she also found me hot as i am myself also attractive . she said lets go to leela ggn as she also has a coupon for it ,we took a cab from outside select citywalk and making out like crazy with her all the way , went to leela and she said she wanted to totally discreet so we cant go inside together , first i go then shel go and meet me in a restaurent there . i paid her 7000 so she can check in and get the cards and meet me in lobby /restaurant .i waited 1.5 hours ! bitch stole my money .
she clearly had done this before as she descibed leela perfectly like where to sit n wait etc. etc. now phone switched off !!!

cant do anythng now , and 4000 rs i borrowed frm a frnd as at evening i didnt hav money and was expecting some next month only . i dont eve work n am doin an mba so its huge amount . wish i had paid heed to the signs and used logic than thinking with my dick .

 

 

 

 

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Well look at the positive side. You still got ****ed up, by the same girl

 

she did already mention at first .. she wanted to fck with him tongue.gif ... he didnt get the message rite tongue.gif ...
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