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Check this http://adpressive.com/yahoo-carry-heavy-attachments-new-delhi-bridge-billboard-ad/ and https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151423870861122.512153.62792926121&type=3

 

This seems to be part of a billboard ads run done by Yahoo few months ago in New Delhi. The first two you can't really make out if they are photoshopped or not but the third one definitely seems genuine.

 

Only Ogilvy could have come up with something like this. Seriously, they are miles ahead of any competition.

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3 ladies delivered in the same Maternity Ward,

One pakistani, one Indian and one African.

 

Nurse to Pakistani-

Beta hua hai, lulli 3 inch ki hai!

 

Nurse to Indian-

Beta hua hai, lulli 4 inch ki hai!!

 

Nurse to Negro-

LUND hua hai,

Beta 5 inch ka hai!!!😝😝😀😀😬

 

 

:rofl: rofl:

 

 

 

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BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH:

MEN WILL BE MEN (1)

3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai

(1) LUND

(2) PAHLI CHUDAI

(3) JAWANI

3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao

(1) LAUDA

(2) HATHODA

(3) DARU SANG SODA

3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo

(1) PADOSAN SE CHUDAI

(2) KHET ME KHUDAI

(3) DOST KI VIDAI

3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar nahi Karti

(1) RANDI KI CHOOT

(2) BIGDA HUA POOT

(3) AATA HUA MOOT

3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo
(1) SOYA LUND

(2) AATI THUND

(3) Mutual FUND

3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai

(1) KUNWARI CHOOT

(2) DAKU KI LOOT

(3) ATKA HUA MOOT

3 Cheeze hamesa apko khush rakhegi

(1) CHODNE KI KHUMARI

(2) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI

(3) DOSTI YARI.

MEN WILL BE MEN (2):
:P
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Nipple Mila. Chusna Shuru, ??
DEWAAR Mili. Mutna Shuru,?
Zuban Fisli.. Maa-Behan Shuru,??
Gaand Mili. Ungli shuru, ?
Fokat Ki Mili. Pina Shuru...?
Lund haath aaya. Hilana shuru.. ?
Char dost mile. Gandmasti shururu .
Ladki mili. Chudai ki planning shuru...
Aisa post mila hasna shuru.. :? :D:P :P :P:O:D

 

 

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Bengali to sardar : Sher Sunega ?

Sardar : haan bol

Bengali : Andheri raat thi raat me aya bhoot, sardar ki maa ki choot!

 

Sardar complains to sarpanch: Bengali ne mujhe gali Di.

 

Sarpanch to Bengali : kya bola tune?

 

Bengali: kuchh nahi, maine to sher bola ki Andheri raat thi,

raat me aya bhoot,

sardar ki maa ki choot.

 

Sarpanch: bhoot aur idiot rhyme karte hai ye gali nahi hai, sher hai

 

Sardar is not happy about the decision but dose not persue the matter

 

After few days...

sardar says to Bengali: sher sunga?

 

Bengali:Yes

 

Sardar: Andheri raat thi,

raat main aya bhoot,

Bengali ki maa ka bhosda.

 

Bengali runs to the Sarpanch and complains: sardar ne mujhe gali Di.

 

Sarpanch ask Bengali: sardar kya bola?

 

Bengali : Andheri raat thi,

raat main aya bhoot ,

Bengali ki maa ka bhosda.

 

Sarpanch tells sardar: yeh to gali hai bhoot aur bhosda rhyme nahi karte hai.

 

Sardar : lekin isne pooree shayari suni hi nahi.

 

Sarpanch: to pooree shayari bolo.

 

Sardar : Andheri raat thi,

raat me aya bhoot,

Bengali ki maa ka bhosda aur Sarpanch ki maa ki choot!

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Check this http://adpressive.com/yahoo-carry-heavy-attachments-new-delhi-bridge-billboard-ad/ and https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151423870861122.512153.62792926121&type=3

 

This seems to be part of a billboard ads run done by Yahoo few months ago in New Delhi. The first two you can't really make out if they are photoshopped or not but the third one definitely seems genuine.

 

These ads ARE in fact real, but they arent part of a billboard ad series. Instead, they are simple print ads for newspapers and magazines.

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These ads ARE in fact real, but they arent part of a billboard ad series. Instead, they are simple print ads for newspapers and magazines.

 

Right ! that is what i was wondering about. Was very skeptical as to how traffic authorities allowed it. plus, like i mentioned before no hulla created by news channels over it. Thanks.

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